"What's up guys, it's ya girl y/n and baby Daniella." I say pointing the camera at my 4 month old baby bump.
"Today imma be doing a 'drinking while pregnant prank' on Tony cause he's been getting me with these pranks lately. What imma do is put a liquor bottle that I found here next to me and since it's clear imma put some water in a whine glass to make it look like I'm drinking some. I'm gonna go ahead and set the camera up behind a cereal box in the kitchen. Let's get started." I say setting down the camera in my hiding spot, making sure they can still see us.
I take a bottle of liquor that the boys forgot at my house the last time they had a little get together and set it down near me on the table. It was taking Tony forever to get down stairs but after a few minutes he finally came down to the kitchen where I was. Not even stepping in the kitchen yet Tony already spots the liquor bottle and grabs it.
"What the fuq are you doing?!" He yells dumping the bottle out.
"Tony, I read online that liquor is good for the baby." I say calmly sipping on my water that he thinks is liquor.
"That's gonna do something to the baby so stop drinking it before something bad actually happens for real." He says sounding really stern.
"Well google said its fine if you take 2 pints every week and I don't know how much a pint is so I poured a whole cup." I say acting like it was normal to say.
"Stop. Listening. To. Google." He says making sure I understood what he said. He then takes the glass of water out of my hands. "What we not bouta do is put our baby in danger over google." He says emphasizing the word 'google'. I couldn't hold it in anymore and just started laughing. He looks at me like I'm crazy and starts to smell the glass.
"Is this water?" He asks glaring at me. I almost fall to the floor laughing as I nod my head yes. I finally stop laughing and grab the camera from the hiding spot.
"You were so maaaad." I said dragging it out, while pointing the camera to him. He just stays there death glaring me.
"Imma get you back watch." He says going to the living room to play fortnite. I follow him to the living with the camera.
"Get that out of here." He says pressed that I got him.
"Not until you say y/n gang everyday." I say sitting on his lap still facing the camera towards us. He puts a hand on my belly while turning on the game controller.
"I'm not gonna lie you got me but you dumped out all my good liquor." He said frowning. I turn off the camera and start giving him kisses until he forgives me.
"Still gotcha though." I say laughing.
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Confession🥳
Lowkey gonna drop out and become a drug dealer. So if you want 20 grams of glitter you know where to find me.
