OK! Warning: NSFW content below. Also, I have no experience writing smut or lemon so this parody will be worse than I originally wanted it to be probably soooooooooo yea.
ALSO! If you're, like, 10 or something.. Well, do whatever you want. God knows I can't stop you..
this is my internet legacy and I'm proud of it.
P.S: Yea this is a smut parody so? fite me beeyotch
X and I walk into the bar to be greeted by the sight of a familiar, hoodied face.
"Hey." He says, teleporting next to me. He caresses my cheek with affection. "This your gay friend?" Sans says, turning to X.
"Yeah, hot skeleton dude." X says back, drooling.
"What's with you lot?" I ask, bewildered. They snap out of the lust-induced haze that they're in to look at me.
"Hey, (Y/N), wanna fuck?" Sans asks.
"WHY OF COURSE, BONE DADDY!" I shout, jumping into his arms. (This is, like, the literal embodiment of the Undertale fandom lol)
"Good." He purrs, his voice lustful. "I wasn't taking no for an answer."
"Perfect. Let's go home, Papyrus is conveniently somewhere else for the sake of the plotline, so I get you all to myself. Also, we're conveniently pretending X isn't here because the Author doesn't want to write a threesome." Sans says, his voice still lustful.
"Take me there, baby~" I purr, snuggling into his jacket. He teleports us into his room, a musky smell arising from beneath.
"Strip." Sans demands, his breathing unsteady.
"With joy." I say, taking off my clothing, revealing the lacy bra that I didn't previously have on.
"Mmm, I just want to eat you up, even though you're probably 11 in real life." Sans purrs, licking the bud of my right breast. "Bottoms too, baby."
"Ah~" I cry out, sliding off the black jeans to reveal a thong that I never put on. Sans licks his lips, positioning his face at my entrance.
"Don't squirm, babe." He says. A long, 12 INCH FUCKING TONGUE appears from his mouth. He licks around my clit for a bit, purposefully avoiding the area. I squirm, trying to get him to touch the sensitive nub.
"Sanss!" I whine, begging him to lick me. He chuckles slightly before plunging his blue APPARENT SECOND DICK BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO BIG into my wet cavern. My body immediately reacts to his pleasure inducing ways. It goes in and out, the tip of it hitting a spot that makes me cry aloud.
"Mmm.. You taste so damn good, baby~" Sans murmurs, slurping. I whimper, nearing my end. Before I can climax, Sans pulls out. I squirm, wanting more.
"Wha-" I ask, dazed.
"Not so fast, baby." He tuts. With one, swift motion, he pulls down his pants and boxers to reveal a 20 inch long glowing, blue penis. I drool at the thought of it FUCKING BREAKING ME AND CAUSING SEVERE INTERNAL BLEEDING BECAUSE JESUS POOP THAT'S BIG.
"Mmm~ So big." I moan, starting to finger myself to the thought of it. Sans stops me using his magic.
"Suck it." He orders.
"Of course, master. CHOKE AND KILL ME BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT THING IS FITTING IN MY MOUTH!!" I say lustfully. Sans grins, forcing my head down on his vibrating cock.
"Mmm~ Your mouth feels so good, baby." He purrs, forcing my head up and down. I fight to gain control, running my tongue around his mass.
"Schoo.. Bigg.." I say, AS MY FINAL FUCKING WORDS BECAUSE SPEAKING IS JUST WASTING AIR ITS LIKE OH MY GOD HOW IS (Y/N) NOT DEAD? SHE SHOULD'VE SUFFOCATED A LONG TIME AGO!!
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Bruised To The Bone: (Sans x Reader)
Fanfiction(Y/N). A peculiar soul; A human core, with a skeleton's power. Her parents are ashamed of her, beating her every time they catch her using magic. One day, she accidentally hurts someone, and they bring her almost to the point of death, trapping her...
