Tanjiro
Big-forehead: - Hey Y/n?
Cutiepie: - Yes???
Big-forehead: - Can I ask you something?
Cutiepie: - Sure why not?
Big-forehead: - Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume...
Cutiepie: - Oh, shit （⊙ｏ⊙）
Zenitsu
Sunflower Boi: - Y/n!!!!!
Babygirl: - Yes? Yes? What's wrong???
Sunflower boi: - Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
Babygirl: - (* ￣︿￣) really???
Sunflower boi: - Sorry...
Inosuke
Stupid boar-head: - (misspelt name)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- (misspelt name) kome quicc
- (misspelt name)!!!!!!!!!!
Tempura girl: - What what????
Stupid boar-head: - Wen u say 'Forqard' or 'Bacc', uro lips muve in thosse direqtioons.
Tempura girl: - <( ￣^￣)
- Also, improve your spelling...
Stupid boar-head: - NO!
Giyuu
Water boi: - Y/n
Y/n-san: - Yes Giyuu??
Water-boi: - I was wondering...
Y/n-san: - hm?
Water-boi: - Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work every day...
Y/n-san: - Oh god, Giyuu... (°ー°〃)
- Are you alright
Muichirou
Mint Boi: - Hey Y/n
Angel: - What?
Mint boi: - Guess what
Angel: - What???
Mint boi: - Guess
Angel: - No
Mint boi: - ok fine ╯︿╰
Angel: - what is it???
Mint boi: - Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
Angel: - ......
- I'm gonna set your hair on fire
Mint boi: -(＃°Д°)
Genya
Tomato boi: - Y/n. I just found out something...
Love: - Hm? What is it??
Tomato boi: - Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.
Love: - Holy fuck o_o
- You're right
Tomato-boi:
- I know right!!
Sabito
Peach boi: -Hey Y/n
Sunshine: - Yes? Sabito?
Peach boi: - Listen
- When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the shit.
Sunshine: - Is that why you were trying to tape our umbrella onto the drone?
Peach boi: - shush! Don't crush my dreams Y/n ╰（‵□′）╯
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Demon Slayer (scenarios and one-shots)
FanfictionAbsolutely love the anime and manga! Request closed. Characters X reader -fluff -angst - sad storiess - Please no lemons - All kny/demon slayer characters belong to the right full owner. They do not belong to me. - All the art in this book does not...
