I'm Swedish and I just wan't to inform you guys.... the Swedish word for "end" is "slut" so.. go fuck someones life up, okay? Good luck children
This chapter is cursed... U can read the title, it's from a comment chat thing? on the last chapter, So it's me, Momojirouownsmyheart and a_weeebbbbb who was in this and... go look on it ur eyes will be blessed.
---let's get this rolling---
Mothman sat on his bed, his wife Lamp beside him patting his back. He sighted, Mothman had just gotten a text from his ex Koolaidman.
Koolaidman: DID YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME? WE DATED FOR THREE YEARS
Mothman: I'm married to Lamp now!
Koolaidman: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! SHE'S LIKE HALF YOUR AGE!!!
Mothman: I'll run!
Koolaidman: NO WAIT I STILL LOVE YOU!!!
Mothman sighted, still having feelings for his ex.
Mothman: SERENADE ME THEN!!!
Koolaidman: DRINK MY JUICES
Mothman glanced at his wife.
Mothman: I CRY!!! THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL! I ASK DIVORCE ON LAMP
"Lamp... I wan't a divorce" Mothman said and his ex-wife begun to cry.
"N-no don't leave me!" She said and Mothman jumped of the bed.
"Bye, I don't love you anymore"
Mothman: Were are you?
Koolaidman: *sent location*
Mothman begun to run.
While he was running towards Koolaidman's house, he grabbed a muscly man.
Mothman kicked open the door to Koolaidman's house and got down on one knee.
"Koolaidman, will you marry me?" He asked and Koolaidman gasped.
"Yes I will" Koolaidman was crying and Mothman put on the ringpop hon Koolaidman's ring-finger.
"You may now kiss the bride" the muscly blond man said. (It's allmight)
Muwah! They kissed. The sound of a giant jar of juice kissing a moth rung out in the house.
---slut---
I am sorry but not really
byeeee!
YOU ARE READING
Just a whole lot of Momojirou
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