Knock Knock? With Momo

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I look like pink chewed chewing gum.

---lete's go---

"Knock Knock" Momo said and knocked on Jirou's door.

"Who's there?"

"Oops"

"Oops Who?"

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Oops"

"Oops who?"

"Oops I did it again"

Jirou groaned when Momo started to sing. Sure she sung beautiful, but Britney Spears? She's so old school.

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"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Tank"

"Thank who?"

"You're welcome"

Jirou snorted after processing the joke.

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"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Yo"

"Yo Who?"

"Yo Who big summer blow out"

"... was that a Frozen joke?"

"Yes"

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"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Anita"

"Anita who?"

"Let me in! Anita borrow something"

Jirou opened the door.

"So, what do you need to borrow?"

"A kiss from you"

"Oh? Then come get it"

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Jirou was hiding up in her room. Her cramps were worse then ever.

"Knock knock" 

That was Momo.. her knock knock jokes always made Jirou laugh.

"Who's there?" She said loud enough so Momo could hear her.

"Annie"

Annie?

"Annie who?"

"Annie way, can you let me in?"

Jirou laughed.

"The door is unlocked... come in"

Momo opened the door.

"I bring chocolate and a heat pad"

"Oh my god I love you so much"

"Love you too"

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There was a bang on the front door. Jirou got up.

When she was close enough, she heard:

"Knock Knock"

Momo was kicking on the front door?

"Who's there?" Jirou asked trough the door.

People from the common room was looking at her, confused.

"Dozen"

"Dozen who?"

"Dozen anyone let me in?"

Jirou face palmed and opened the door.

"Need some help?"

"Yes please"

Momo handed Jirou some of the bags.

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Etch"

"Etch who?"

"Bless you!"

".. you got that one from Joke didn't you" Aizawa said, he had been walking behind them.

"Yes!" Momo gave him thumbs up and Aizawa face palmed.

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Getting hit by a quirk was always fun. Note the sarcasm. 

But she got a fabulous mustache.

Momo knocked on Jirou's door.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Mustache"

"Mustache who?"

Momo could hear how Jirou was closer to the door now.

"I mustache you a question" Momo said and Jirou opened the door.

".. nice mustache"

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there"

"Mary"

"Mary who?"

"Will you marry me?"

Jirou turned around and Momo was on one knee, holding up a ringpop.

Jirou gasped.

"Yes!"

---time skip---

Punk-Rock changed the chat's name to MomoJirou holding hands before marriage

Spark Plugg: wh-

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Somebody to short to ring the door bell"

Jirou opened the door.

"Are you making fun of my height?"

"Noooooooooo-"

---end---

Yes- that's it.

BLEASE LEAVE TRUTH'S OR DARE'S I GOT A CHAPTER SUGGESTED AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I CAN'T COME UP WITH GOOD TRUTH'S OR DARE'S!!!!!!!!

-byeeee



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