Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 4 Episode 64: Previous Commitments

Fade in to the Blues... more or less

Church: You have got to be kidding me. There is no way I'm gonna let this happen.

Tex: I told you, he can do it.

Andy:    Yeah, I'm qualified.

Church: Listen I don't doubt, that he can do it. I doubt that I want him to do it.

Andy:    Why?

Church: Well you know what Andy? You're not exactly the most diplomatic of individuals. Also we have Ghost he can easily translate them we don't need a bomb to do it!

Andy:    That's bullshit! You're only saying that 'cause you're a racist.

Church: Racist- bombs are not a race!

Andy:    Eh, shut up ya dirty Shisno.

Church: We finally make contact with an alien being, and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a bomb? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Tex: Ghost is talking to them pretty well.

Church: I'm talking about us so WE can talk to them not just Ghost.

Andy:    Well unless you've got your English to Blarg-blarg dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya.

Caboose: I had one of those, but I threw it out. It didn't have many pictures.

Tex: I'm sure this'll be fine.

Church: You know I feel that I'm gonna regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care, and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kinda interesting. Go for it.

Tex: Alright, where's the alien?

Church: Oh shit, I forgot.

Cut to the alien still beating the shit out of the back of Tucker's head with Ghost still watching

Tucker: (with each strike, as if bored) Ow, ow, ow...

Cut to Donut riding around in the purple thing

Donut: Grif. Oh Griiiiiiiif... ...Grif!

Grif: Huh, great.

Donut: There you are, where've you been?

Grif: Right here.

Donut: I've been lookin' all over for you. I looked in the base, I looked around the base, I looked on top of the base, I looked in the base again-

Grif: I think you need to learn what "all over" means.

Donut: Anyway, Sarge wants you to come back to the base, and-

Grif: No, I'm not going to do it.

Donut: No? But I didn't tell you what he wants.

Grif: Donut it's Sarge. I know he doesn't want me to come in to the base to help him eat ice cream, he wants me to do stuff. Work stuff.

Donut: But-

Grif: Listen Donut, I know you're ridin' high on your new promotion right now, but don't think you can order me around. Me and Simmons we had a system. He didn't try to tell me what to do, and I didn't ignore him.

Donut: Wait you ignored him all the time.

Grif: I'm sorry, wha I wasn't listening to you. See, the system works. Learn the system Donut.

Cut to Simmons painted blue on top of the cliff, spying on Grif and Donut through the sniper rifle

Simmons: Look at those jerks. They don't know how good they have it. Alright Sheila, remember the plan. We don't wanna hurt them, I just wanna make them totally jealous for kicking me out. How does my armor look, am I all blue?