Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 15: Watch the Flank

Fade in to Lopez and Simmons securing Red Base

Lopez: Consiga más cajas allá.

Simmons: Keep watching your motion tracker. This guy can turn invisible.

Lopez: Es eso donde él fue?

Caption: Is that where he went?

Cut to the Meta flickering in and out of invisibility, and grunting.

Simmons: Whoa! Did you hear that?

Lopez: Tengo algo en mi perseguidor de movimiento.

Caption: I have something on my motion tracker.

Simmons: (meekly) Yeah, it was loud.

Lopez: No, Usted idiota! Allá!

Caption: No, you idiot! Over there!

They back up and reload in perfect unison, like a ballet, and Donut comes around the corner... like a ballet

Donut: Hey guys. Sup?

Simmons: Donut?

Lopez: Usted no dijo a este individuo para cambiar color?

Caption: Didn't you say this guy could change color?

Donut: I just finished cleaning up Blue Base. What's going on over here?

Lopez: Pienso que debemos tirarlo apenas para ser seguros.

Caption: I think we should shoot him just to be safe.

Simmons: Donut that guy attacked me. I ran out of the base screaming! Why didn't you help me?

Donut: You guys seemed like you knew each other. I thought you were just catching up.

Simmons: He was firing grenades at me!

Donut: Yeah? So? I thought that was an inside joke between the two of you.

Simmons: What? What kinda joke would that be?

Donut: Well how do I know? I've been gone a long time, Simmons.

Simmons: What?

Donut: In fact, it was clear that I didn't know the guy. So shame on you for not introducing us. And quite frankly, I found the whole thing a bit rude.

Simmons: ... What?!

Donut: Rude.

Lopez: Seriamente, podría apenas tirar...

Caption: Seriously, we could just bury him out back.

Lopez: ...del respirador ahora.

Caption: We wouldn't even have to tell anybody.

Hey, check it out, Church is back as Doctor Ball or as the Orical

Tucker: Church? You're telling me that thing is Church.

Caboose: Well, not exactly. See um, technically, ah, this thing, is ah just a memory of Church. Um, his name is Epsilon.

Ghost: A.I. dumbass.

Valkyrie appears

Valkyrie: Like me asshole!

Tucker: Epsiwhatsawhat?

Valkyrie: I hate you.

Church: Me, dipshit!

Caboose: Uh yeah, see he's a resident memory of the guy that church was based on? So, he's kind of like, remembering himself. Eh, Simmons can explain. You know much better than I can. Probably.