Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Revelation Chapter 3: Upon Further Review

Fade in to the hostages at Red Base

Washington: Doc. What did you find out in your scan of the Meta?

Doc: Uh, it's hard to say. He's added so much non-standard equipment to his armor I can't really get a good reading on him.

Washington: I didn't want you to run an intelligence report on him, I wanted a medical one.

Doc: His power systems are stressed from trying to maintain it all. Is he missing some component that controls all this, er-

Washington: Physically, is he fine, physically?

Doc: Yeah, I guess.

Washington: Good. Next time, answer the question I ask. I'm watching you two. Give me any trouble, and you're dead. Don't believe me? Ask your buddy about his friend, Donut.

Doc: Hey, he does realize that I'm the one who scanned Donut's dead body, right?

Simmons: I think he was just making a point. Hey, I have an idea. Give me your scanner thing.

Doc: My scanner? Why, it can't be used as a weapon.

Simmons: Maybe it can. If I can overload the power cell, you may be able to fire an overcharged burst. It could short out the Meta's sytems. Either that or...

Doc: Or what?

Simmons: Huh? Wha- na na na na, no or, just that, forget the or.

Doc: You were gonna say explode. Weren't you.

Simmons: ...No?

Doc: Were you thinking explode?

Simmons: H- Just give me the damn scanner.

Cut to Washington, next to the Meta on the base, looking at Sarge through his scope

Sarge: Oh Simmons... Simmons! Where are you? Yoohoo!

Washington: Looks like just one of them.

Sarge: Yoohoo!

Washington: I don't know if he has it. I can't see from this far.

Sarge: Siiimmons!

Washington: No, you stay here, guard these two. I'll go out there. If he gives me any trouble, just kill the prisoners and come help me.

Doc: I hope your friend doesn't give him any trouble.

Simmons: If he's one of my friends we don't stand a chance.

The Meta turns toward them and grunts or something, and we head back to the desert. Well, the camera does; we stay put in our chairs

Tucker: Yo, dudes! Sarge! Grif! Ghost! Hot girls that follow Ghost! Where'd you go? Oh great.

Caboose: Um, hey Tucker?

Tucker: Yeah what's up dude.

Caboose: Um, have you seen Church?

Tucker: Naw, I'm looking for the Red guys. Looks like they fixed two of the jeeps and took off.

Caboose: Oh. Well that's not good.

Tucker: Maybe Church went with them, maybe they took him, I don't know dude.

Caboose: Oh I wouldn't say that. I don't think that would happen.

Tucker: What? How the fuck would you know?

Caboose: 'Cause if he were gone I think some people who have been looking for him might be really mad that he's not here and we might have to explain to those people, why he's not here and those people might not like our explanation and those people might hurt us with plasma guns and plasma grenades.