Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 4

Director: Dear Chairman.

Fade in to a remote base of some sort, with Ghost, Dhuka, Sister, Washington and Caboose approaching the structure

Director: Rest assured we have the situtation under control. While the Meta is proving to be an elusive enemy, our Recovery agent is already closing in on it. I expect this incident will reach a conclusion soon, and I will be able to return to my research. Hopefully, without further interruption.

Washington: And you're sure this is where we can find this guy?

Caboose: I think so. We all found out our new orders at the same time; he tried to hide his from me so I would not know where he was.

Washington: Really. I can't imagine why.

Caboose: I said it was like a game of hide and seek, and he said that that was right; he was going to hide from me. And the only way he could win, is if he dies without ever seeing me again.

Ghost: I am going to kill him.

Sister: I'll help!

Washington: You hate him that much?

Dhuka: <He is rude and impatient... lots of us hated him>

Washington: And he knows about Freelancer as well.

Caboose: Oh, yeah, he knows the most. He knows uh, all about your A.I. game. He dated Tex!

The A.I.'s start talking within Ghosts head

Tex: I wouldn't call them 'dates'...

Theta: What would you call them?

Tex: Disappointments.

Valkyrie: That bad?

Tex: Yeah... he was an asshole, and he only wanted to do the things he wanted to do.

Ophelia: I feel sorry for you.

Tex: Why do you think I fell in love with Ghost, He is better in every way.

Washington: Agent Texas? Um, how could a person-

A sniper shot rings out between them

Washington: Fuck! Sniper! Get down!

Ghost: Don't worry.

Sister: yeah he's shit.

Caboose: Huh?

Voice: Okay, that was your one warning shot! The next one's goin' right between your eyes!

Washington: Private Caboose! Major Ghost! PRivate Sister! Alien! Get down!

Dhuka: <Shut up, human>

Ghost: Her name is Dhuka!

Caboose: Wait a minute-

Voice: Alright! I warned ya! Siyonara, biatch!

Another three sniper shots misses Caboose, Ghost and Dhuka

Voice: Aw come on, what the fuck!?

Washington: Caboose! Ghost! Al- Dhuka!

Caboose: I know that voice! Church! Church! It's me! Your all time best friend!

Ghost: Get down here faggot so I can kill you!

Dhuka: <I will cut your eyes out!>

Ghost: I swear everyone is becoming more like me.

Church: Caboose? Ghost? Alien bitch? Sister? Is that you?

Dhuka: <I will kill you!>

Caboose: Yes! Church, it's me!