Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 9 Chapter 17: Spiral

Fade in to Tex working on the tank, and Church approaching

Tex: God dammit. Huhhh...

Church: Still won't start, huh?

Tex: No, but it's gettin' there.

Church: Did you uh, try checking the starter?

Tex: What a brilliant idea. Next you're gonna ask me if I tried the keys.

Church: You have keys?

Tex: No.

Church: How do you know so much about vehicles?

Tex: You know, during the training. We had to learn to care for our equipment. Plus I've

always liked cars.

Church: Uh, training huh, was that before...

Tex: Before what? Before I was killed? Before you brought me back as whatever I am now?

Church: Oh. You know about that?

Tex: Well of course I do. I know what you know. You made me.

Church: Well- no not me.

Tex: Ee-hhh, whatever. Him.

Church: Hey, why did he do it? I, don't even remember when you first came around, you were just, kinda there one day. It was like a training session or something like that.

Tex: Hehh, yeah. Wyoming and Maine... big dummies.

Church: But why did he bring you back?

Tex: You know what Church, I don't know. You tell me. You didn't exactly ask me what I wanted. I just kind of came along for the ride. I didn't get a vote.

Church: But you were there when Alpha was there. Nobody else was.

Tex: I don't know. What can I say, I guess we were inseparable.

The tank starts

Tex: There you go, tank's fixed. See what happens when you treat something right?

Church: Yeah. Yeah as a matter of fact I think I do.

Cut to Freelancerland, where Maine is returning to the car with Carolina and York in it, with the suitcase and presumably a dead program official

Carolina: Nice work Maine.

Maine: Thanks.

York: Yup, subtle as always. His fox team is probably on the way.

Carolina: Let's get the hell outta here.

York: Hold on.

Off they go, weaving through traffic and such while the enemy follows

York: Coming through! ...'Scuse me... Look out.

Carolina: Here they come!

Here they come indeed, with airships and jetpacks

York: Behind us!

The enemy jumps off the airship and flies after the freelancers but Carolina fires at them forcing them to hide behind Trucks and Cars, but the enemies still fly after them. But unknown to all of the freelancers another enemy flies ahead with a sniper and lands on a flatbed getting ready to shoot.

Carolina: Maine, protect the briefcase.

A sniper who previously landed on a truck bed in front of them shoots Maine in the chest