Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Revelation Chapter 8: Perusing The Archive

Fade in to Ghost, The Girls, Church and Caboose wandering some halls

FILSS: Please watch your step. Director, since you have new visitors with you today, would you like me to run the tutorial program?

Caboose: Yes, always run that. No seriously you need to run that. No it's, really you need to, you need to turn that-

Church: Yeah okay shut up dude. Yes, please run the tutorial program.

Caboose: Oh thank God.

Chime Sounds, and Phyllis talks

FILSS: Hello, and welcome to the Freelancer Off-site Storage Facility. Project Freelancer is a state of the art scientific endeavour, with one goal in mind: to ensure the security of humanity in a harsh and violent Galaxy. This bunker has been constructed to guarantee the continued operation of our program, in the event of a primary facility loss. This storage area archives all the components of our Freelancer simulation bases. These outposts test our agents in realistic training scenarios.

Caboose: Yeah, we're on the Blue Team!

FILSS: I am sorry, I do not recognize that term. Our simulation outposts are categorized into Red, and [entry missing]. Hmm, it seems as though I have a corrupted database. I will correct that when I have more time.

Caboose: Uheh- there's our old stuff! And there's a teleporter! Man, Tucker hates those.

Church: Don't interrupt. Come on. This way.

FILSS: When the equipment is not being used, it is stored here until it can be repurposed for- oh. I guess we are moving on.

Church and Caboose come to a door at the end of a hallway, all dramatically

Caboose: Well what's this?

South: To have a door like that... He must be hiding something in there.

Tex: (Mind) Do you think...?

Ghost: (Mind) Yeah... Remember do not go into the body.

Tex: (Mind) I know.

FILSS: I am sorry, this area is restricted. Only the Director himself may access this entry. I am sure you understand. The nature of our experiments is such that-

Church: Open it.

FILSS: Excuse me Director?

Church: I want you to open it.

FILSS: Are you certain Director? You never bring visitors into this-

Church: I said, open it.

FILSS: Alright. Unlocking.

The door unlocks and opens. Imagine that

FILSS: Would you like me to archive your ...personal project?

Church: No. Let's see everything.

FILSS: If you say so Director.

Sister: I have a bad feeling about this.

Dhuka: Yes, I don't like this ether.

Cut to the Reds at the outside of the hugely complex, high tech facility... by which I mean they're a the tree and the wall

Sarge: Simmons, what's the status report?

Simmons: Gumball McJones and Caboose just went into that door.

Grif: What door? All I see is a wall.

Simmons: It's a secret door?

Sarge: Simmons, what did I tell you about using Dungeons and Dragons references in combat situations?