Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 9 Chapter 12: Mid-game Substitution

Fade in to Lopez and Simmons in the cave, but Lopez is painted maroon and Simmons is attached to a ball and chain

Simmons: Ough... what happened?

Lopez: Ola.

Caption: Hello.

Simmons: What? Am I dead? I see my body, am I in Heaven?

Lopez: Estoy tomando su lugar el Equipo Rojo.

Caption: I am taking your place on Red Team.

Simmons: Heugh, why is my body speaking Spanish? ...Oh no. Did I go to Mexican Heaven by mistake? That's like white people hell!

Lopez: No. Reemplazar usted es la única manera de que

Caption: No. Replacing you is the only way I can get

Lopez: pueda tena acceso el equipo.

Caption: access to the equipment I need to research these quakes.

Simmons: I knew it, you just wanted to become super popular so you could take my place.

Lopez: Yo no debería que ser super popular para hacer que.

Caption: I wouldn't need to be super popular to do that.

Simmons: You're gonna regret this, Lopez.

Lopez: No veo cómo.

Caption: I don't see how.

Lopez exits

Simmons: Well I'll regret this!.

Lopez: Que ni siquiera tiene sentido!

Caption: That didn't even make sense!

Cut to Sarge and Grif on top of Red Base

Sarge: I still don't understand, how does more breaks make us more efficient?

Small quake

Grif: It's simple, if we have less hours to do work, we get more done in less time.

Lopez arrives

Grif: It's all ratios.

Lopez: ...ola.

Caption: ...hello.

Sarge: Simmons, where in sam hell have you been?

Lopez: Cueva...estudio.

Caption: Cave...study.

Grif: You sound weird.

Sarge: Yeah, almost like you're speakin' a foreign language. But he's speaking very slowly and clearly, so I understand what he means.

Grif: Me too.

Sarge: What've you been up to?

Lopez: Las cosas humanas, como de costumbre unar

Caption: Oh you know. The usual human things like: urinating

Lopez: y tener problemas de matemáticas mal si no razón alguna.

Caption: and getting math problems wrong for no reason.

Grif: Sounds boring.

Sarge: Didn't understand that one.

Grif: Me neither, but boring is always a safe bet with Simmons.

Sarge: Good point.

Lopez: Le riguero mi discuple.