Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 9

Chairman: Dear Director.

Fade in to ...FUCKING BLOOD GULCH!

Chairman: I feel you're avoiding the question. If this target, was already in possession of an A.I. unit, how was he able to secure an additional unit from Agent South? Would not that verify, as we indicated earlier, that your program now runs experiments with more than one artificial intelligence. If so, where did these additional A.I. come from. And more importantly, how did your agency procure them?

Command: This is Command calling Red Base, come in Red Base.

Sarge: This is Blood Gulch Outpost Number One.

Command: Agent Washington has reassembled the Blues.

Sarge: I knew it! I knew he was a Blue! But wait, Ghost is with him and he doesn't know! I have to save my Soldier!

Command: Gather your team, we want you to stop Agent Washington at all costs. This is a level one directive. Good luck Red Base.

Sarge: Hey, one sec. Any word on that soldier poison I ordered?

Command: No. Good luck Red Base.

Sarge: What about the robot nuts?

Command: No. Good luck Red Base. Command out.

Sarge: Well you don't have to get so testy. Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? This thing gets terrible reception. Only have one bar! Hello?

Sarge runs down the ramp from Red Base to find Lopez standing idly doing nothing

Sarge: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me? Stupid 4G network. Lopez!

Lopez: Sí.

Caption: Si.

Sarge: That was Red Command.

Lopez: Sí. Yo sé.

Caption: Si. I know.

Sarge: Were you listening to my call?

Lopez: Registro todas llamadas para la calidad.

Caption: I record all our calls for quality assurance.

Sarge: They said those dirty Blues are up to no good!

Lopez: Esa llamada sonaba extrana a mí.

Caption: Actually that call sounded strange to me.

Sarge: I agree! We have to stop 'em. No matter what the cost.

Lopez: Alguien caricio otra llamada.

Caption: Almost like someone took another call and chopped it up.

Sarge: You're right! I shouldn't be here flappin' my gums, I need to shake a tail feather!

Lopez: Sí, usted se va para su misión falsa...

Caption: Yes, you should go on your fake mission right away...

Sarge: I gotta reassemble the team! And I know I can't get Donut, so that leaves just Simmons... and Grif.

Lopez: ...y quienquiera enviado la llamada le matará.

Caption: ...and you will most likely be killed by whomever sent that fake message.

Sarge: Ah, good point! Maybe I'll get lucky and Grif was killed. Not in a glorious manner like battle of course, but doing something menial and humiliatin'! Maybe he drowned in a toilet while cleaning it.