string bean | wilbur soot

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-Third Person P.O.V-

"So today, we're gonna be playing a bit of Stardew Valley with Vee! Vee, yes, my girlfriend. That is not a joke- That is very much real-" Wilbur chuckled as chat freaked the fuck out. "Compilation video channels- Okay, I'm watching you- I know you're out there, Lunch Club Clips. I'm not even in Lunch Club! Vee is, though- but- anyway," he laughed, "I'm expecting some cute fucking compilations. There's one where- I saw the thumbnail- there's a speech bubble above me saying 'I love you.' I- I have never said I love you to Vee on stream. I'm a man. I have class. I-"

"Wil? Can you hear me?"

Wilbur quickly stopped ranting as a smile appeared on his face. "Yes, I can hear you. Hello. How are you? We haven't spoken since- the airport-"

Vee chuckled. "I'm good. How're you?"

"I'm great. I was just talking to chat about the- the Wilbur and Vee cute moments videos."

"I didn't know that was a thing, honestly. I'll have to watch those."

"Maybe we can watch them together after this."

"I'd like that."

-

"Everyone's telling me to stop simping," Wilbur chuckled. "I'm not simping-"

"Yes you are," Vee laughed. 

"No! I don't have to, we're already together!"

"Meh, still seem pretty simpy to me."

"Shut it. Shut it-"

-

"It's time to farm- People are saying it's time to farm."

"Do you farm in Stardew?" Vee asked.

"Uh, yeah, I think so," Wilbur nodded. "Have you really never played?"

"I haven't."

"Huh. Well, looks like chat is leading us through this because I've never played either."

-

"Favorite thing? My favorite thing is Wil."

"I- YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT- THAT'S TOO CUTE-"

Vee started laughing. "It's true!"

"Chat- I'm not red- I am not red."

"You are."

"I am not! Fuck you! I'm a big man. I'm a big boy."

"Do not say that-"

-

"Fifteen parsnip seeds? What do I do with these?"

"I don't know," Vee chuckled.

Wilbur moved his character outside. "Wait- Wait- I see you! Pog! Pog!"

"I hate that your character looks so goddamn accurate."

"I quite like it."

"Come here, come here- HOLY SHIT-"

"No- No, I didn't mean to do that!" Wilbur laughed. "I didn't mean to swing an axe at you, I am so sorry- I don't know how to play-"

"Neither do I but holy shit, you're gonna kill me, Wil-"

"Can you kill people in this game, chat? I think that would be quite entertaining-"

"Wilbur Soot!"

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding!"

-

"Wilbur, do you want my wood?"

"Your what, Vee? Is there something you aren't telling me?"

"My wood- I am going to offer you my wood-"

"Vee, I- I think that's against Twitch guidelines."

"Oh my god- THE WOOD FROM THE TREE!"

-

"I am going to get you every present."

"I don't want your fiber, simp ass bitch."

"That- That was very hurtful."

"I apologize. I love you."

Wilbur smiled brightly. "I love you too."