Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 5: Local Host

Fade in to Ghost, Donut and Caboose on top of Blue Base

Caboose: Hello? Hello, Agent Washington. Are you there? ...Hello? ...Hello. ...Hello. ...Hello. ...Hello.

Donut: Um, I think he hung up.

Ghost: Yeah he hung up.

Caboose: No, I don't think so, I don't think he'd do anything like that, hello? Hello.

Donut: Okay, well, I think I'll just head back to my base. If you can think of anything to help me with that desert situation, just give me a ring.

Caboose: Okay.

Donut: You need any help with your Frankenstein friend project?

Caboose: Oh no but uh, if you see any mechanical parts laying around that, look friendly? Would you save them for us.

Donut: Well sure. I could ask Sarge if you can use his underground secret workshop. I heard the guys talking about it, it sounded cool.

Caboose: Oh right, they mentioned that earlier when they came by to pick you up.

Donut: He doesn't usually like letting the enemy use our equipment, but maybe I'll catch him in a good mood.

Caboose: Oh, you could try killing the orange one first! That would probably put him in a great mood!

Donut: Yeah, that's a good idea and all, but we have all these rules against killing people from our own team.

Caboose: Lame.

Donut: Tell me about it.

Caboose: No I don't think we have rules like that on Blue Team.

Donut: Man, our team sucks.

Ghost: Why do you think I hang out with the blues more than the reds?

Donut runs in to the troop cannon and gets vaulted out of Blue Base toward his own

Caboose: Oh, so that's how that works.

Ghost: You didn't know that?

Caboose: No.

Ghost and Caboose go back downstairs

Caboose: Secret underground workshop, huh? Well, I have to try something. I don't seem to be very good about doing this on my own.

Ghost: Your not alone because you have me and the girls... also it will be easy, they only talk and do nothing.

A fire starts in the corner

Caboose: Oh right, now how did that even start!?

Ghost: I am so fucking Confused... anyways I will go get the girls.

Cut to Sarge talking with Simmons and Grif

Sarge: Men with Donut captured, I think we should abandon our previous plan of not attacking the Blues, and institute a new plan, of attacking the Blues.

Simmons: Good.

Sarge: Winning a war is one thing, but having a man captured is quite another. I can't stand by knowing we've left a man behind. So I need a volunteer to run a suicide rescue mission. This won't be easy. And you're almost certain to die.

Grif: Why are you looking at me when you say that?

Sarge: Thanks for volunteering Grif. Now the plan is to run straight at Blue Base, grab Donut, and carry him home over your shoulder. Even if he's not hurt. That way when the Blues track you down and kill ya, Donut will still have fresh legs to run home and avoid recapture.