boys //ziam

chapter fifty-three

zayn wakes up earlier than his husband. he was feeling nauseous, so he got up just in case he had to throw up but it turned out to be a false alarm. liam is passed out in bed, completely exhausted. they spent all day checking out the tourist attractions, when they got back to their hotel room zayn went right to bed but liam had a few glasses of wine while he watched the game. so it's no surprise that his husband is still asleep.

he decides to get ready, he wonders what liam has planned for them today, so far everyday, they manage to do something new. liam really planned this vacation. after he's dressed, he gets his iphone and sees that he has some messages. most of them are from noah, and the more recent one is from his brother, zayaad. he replies noah first before checking on zayaad's texts.

zaad🦀: help

zaad🦀: how did you and liam manage to be intimate after having kids. rosie's the biggest cockblocker ever

zaad🦀: shit don't tell tell harry i said that about his kid. i love her, she's the best

zaad🦀: but every time i'm bout to get some she starts to cry for no reason. last night i was so close to nutting but soon as harry heard her make a sound he left me with my dick still hard

zayn chuckles as he reads the messages. he gets comfortable before typing out a reply.

zayn: first of all gross. secondly she's a baby what did you expect

zaad🦀: but... blue balls though 💔

zayn: it's called parenting, you'll get used to it.

zaad🦀: my. balls. are. weeping. zayn.

zayn: ugh, i can't believe we're having this conversation.

zayn: when you have kids, especially a baby it means less time for intimacy. so you just have to work with the time you have

zayn: penetrative sex is basically out of it, takes too much time and you'll never get to finish before being interrupted. so go for handjobs/blowjobs instead. that'll fix your blue balls for now

zaad🦀: makes sense

zaad🦀: can't believe i've got to this point that i'm receiving sex advice from my little brother

zayn: zayaad... i have four kids and i'm expecting another

zaad🦀: so you've had sex at least five times

zayn: sure zayaad. sure.

zaad🦀: how's the payno doin

zayn: sleeping. he got a bit drunk last night

zaad🦀: really. didn't think he had it in him. bet the alcohol got rid of the stick in his ass

zayn: hey, stop being rude to my husband

zaad🦀: can't help it