Fade in to the Reds in the Gulch
Lopez: Estos terremotos parecen estar a peornado.
Caption: These earthquakes seem to be getting worse.
Sarge: Good point Lopez. I don't understand what you said, but you presented it in such a confident manner that it must be right.
Grif: Man, that new robot really seems to be fitting in around here.
Simmons: Yeah. I noticed.
Grif: He's pretty popular.
Simmons: Awesome.
Donut: Yeah, even though no-one understands him, people seem to really wanna get past the rough robotic exterior, and get to know the inner Lopez.
Simmons: Sooooo happy for him.
Donut: Me too. Wait, was that sarcastic?
Grif: Yeah dude, I have to admit, that one was off the charts even for my sarcastic meter.
Lopez: He notado un patrón en la activada sísmica.
Caption: I have noticed a pattern in the seismic activity.
Lopez: Se necesita más estudio.
Caption: It needs further study.
Sarge: Ha ha ha ha, oooh, good one Lopez. Man, you are a riot.
Lopez: No, usted no me entiende.
Caption: No, you don't understand me.
Grif: Haheheheha. Man, all that, and the guy's a comedian. God, I wish my sidekick could be funny like that. What's your problem Simmons?
Simmons: What- you don't even know what he said. How could he be funny?
Grif: Whatever, I guess you just had to be there.
Simmons: I was right here!
Lopez: Tengo acceso a los siguientos equipos:
Caption: Stop laughing. I need access to the following equipment:
Lopez: Sismógrafo, Sismógrafo Avanzada...
Caption: Seismograph, Advanced Seismograph...
Sarge: Alright, nice chattin' with you Lopez, now enough jokes. Get back to work polishin' stuff. Stuff's not gonna polish itself, you know?
Lopez: Aquí todo el mundo está en peligro.
Caption: Everyone here is in danger.
Lopez: Tiennes que escuchar me.
Caption: You need to listen to me.
Sarge: Heh heh, well okay, one last joke. But that was it! Now seriously, back to work.
Donut: Hah hah hah, I just got that one too. Boy, he really makes you think.
Grif: It's like he's saying what we're all thinking, but in Spanish.
Simmons: You guys are idiots. I'll show you who's likeable and funny. And who people like.
Simmons walks off
Donut: Huh, what's wrong with Simmons?
Grif: Huh? Eu- I don't care. Hey, Donut- let's go hang out with Lopez.
Donut: Great idea!
Simmons: I'll show them. Yeah I'll show them good.
Cut to the Blues standing outside their base
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