Adam in the Fate series

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Mordred: hey, old man?

Adam: yeah?

Mordred: if you're the father of all humans, and you father's father, does that make you my grandfather?

Adam: there's about a million "great" in there, but yeah, that does.

Mordred: sweet! You're already better than my father in my book!

Adam: already?

Mordred: the fact you accepted me as your child proves you're a better parent than my father.

Adam: Artoria can't be THAT bad of a parent.

Mordred: *turns to Artoria* hey, father, when was I born?

Artoria: how would I know? Do I look like your secretary? Don't ask retarded questions.

Mordred: *turns back to Adam* see?

Adam: wow. I guess it is bad. By the way, here's your birthday gift.

Mordred: is... Is that a new motorcycle!?!?

Adam: *gives Mordred the keys* just make sure to not get caught by the cops.

Mordred: *hugs Adam* thanks, pops! You're the best!