richard tozier imagines

gc

beverly
richie it's on sight

richie
what'd i do ?

richie
is it because i stole your skirt

richie
i'm not sorry

richie
i look ✨ a m a z i n g ✨ in it

bill
i bet you do

beverly
no

beverly
hold up-

beverly
how in gods name did you steal my skirt ?!

richie
we don't talk about that

stanley
can i sleep

bill
it's 12-

mike
most importantly

mike
why are you sleeping at 12pm ?

stanley
time isn't real

y/n
i'm with stanley on this one

stanley
come over so we can take a nap

y/n
omw

richie
AYO

richie
stealing my girl i see

stanley
then why haven't you asked her out

stanley
and trust me

stanley
i don't like her

eddie
stanley did not HESITATE

richie
you know what

richie
take a bath

stanley
why would i take a bath

stanley
y/n's already here ?

richie
WHAT

ben
i'm at the library

ben
can you guys be quiet

y/n
these idiots-

richie
you love us😎

y/n
unfortunately

beverly
excuse you

y/n
no bevie

y/n
i love you

beverly
i love you too

bill
i'd say i'm offended

bill
but idk if i am

eddie
love you too y/n

y/n
stanley is gonna catch these hands

stanley
these hands are rated r

richie
for richie-

stanley
yea, and for y/n

bill
no fighting today

richie
you're saying that because you'd lose in a fight

bill
remember when i punched you that summer

richie
remember when i pushed you that summer

y/n
richie

y/n
love

y/n
push and punch are two different things

mike
this man-

bill
i genuinely think y/n's gonna fight stanley

stanley
i am

stanley
i'm also winning

eddie
que ?

stanley
i stole his phone

y/n
now i have your phone

beverly
so god help me-

stanley
give me my phone

y/n
give me mine

stanley
no

y/n
then no

richie
and you say i'm the immature one

y/n
richie i will knock your teeth out

stanley
we both know you don't do anything

y/n
wanna bet y/n

stanley
i'll knock you out again

beverly
am i the only sane one

ben
no

ben
i'm sane

bill
so you say

mike
i don't think any of us are sane

richie
you're right about that senor

mike
don't call me senor

stanley
dOeSn'T sMeLl LiKe CaCa To Me SeNoR

richie
y/n i will bike my ass to stanley's house and hit you

beverly
hit y/n and i'll personally murder you

stanley
bevie i love you

y/n
i'll help you richie

stanley
excuse you

beverly
i love you too

eddie
wait

eddie
so who's who ?

stanley
i'm y/n

stanley
i took his phone

y/n
and i'm stanley

y/n
i took HER phone

richie
and i'm richie

bill
richie i swear to god-

mike
i genuinely think we all need therapy

ben
you think

y/n
you mean you're doubting it

stanley
oh we definitely need therapy

y/n
we all do

richie
just use humor as a coping mechanism

richie
does me all kinds of good😎

y/n
richie, some of us aren't funny

stanley
you're right stanley

y/n
i was talking about you

stanley
you're a bitch

y/n
i know 😎