y/n
GUYS
y/n
GUYS
stanley
what the fuck do you want
y/n
RICHIE'S WEARING A FUCKING MAID COSTUME
beverly
WHAT
eddie
this HAS to be good
bill
WHERE IS HE
richie
DON'T YOU DARE TELL THEM Y/N
y/n
HE'S AT MINE
richie
you can say goodbye to me railing you in this outfit
y/n
STAY HOME
y/n
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING COME OVER
mike
NAH FUCK THAT
ben
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
beverly
I'M SORRY Y/N
bill
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
richie
THE COSTUME'S STUCK
y/n
DID YOU FUCKING BREAK IT ?!
richie
I'M ABOUT TO
mike
DON'T YOU DARE
ben
stanley is RUNNING
stanley
IT'S RICHIE IN A MAID COSTUME
stanley
I'M NOT GOING TO MISS THIS
richie
i hate you all
y/n
we love you too
beverly
NO FUCKING WAY
beverly
why does he actually look good in it ?
y/n
MY EXACT THOUGHT
bill
okay
bill
but why does richie's ass look good in it ?!
richie
I TOLD YOU Y/N
richie
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
y/n
thanks a lot bill 🙄
bill
I'M NOT LYING
stanley
i can't believe i'm about to say this
stanley
but
stanley
bill's right
beverly
are you doing squats richie ?
richie
no
richie
i'm just blessed with this dump truck of an ass 💅
y/n
dear god-
mike
not y'all complementing richie's ass-
richie
you're just mad no ones complementing about YOUR ass
mike
my ass is WAY more thicker than yours
ben
can we please not fight on who has the thickest ass
richie
it's clearly me
eddie
false
eddie
it's bill
y/n
my god
bill
thank you eddie
bill
i've been doing squats
beverly
oh for the love of god
y/n
i think beverly has the thickest ass
beverly
Y/N
y/n
i only speak the truth
ben
i can't handle y'all
stanley
stop trying to grind on me richie
richie
why ?
richie
are you getting a boner ???
stanley
NO
bill
he's getting a boner
stanley
say's the one that got a boner when mrs garcia bent down
bill
LISTEN YOU SLIMY SON OF A BITCH
richie
it's okay billy
richie
i got a boner when y/n bent down
y/n
i don't know if that was a complement
y/n
or if i should feel weirded out
ben
can we please stop talking about boners
mike
this is so chaotic
beverly
you can say that again
richie
i'm still the thickest
y/n
RICHARD
