| eleven; george from taco bell |
I stare down at my phone, not too sure if I should do it. I know Calum gave me his number yesterday...but I just feel the need to call him.
Should I?
No. He'll think you can't stand a day without him.
Yes. Do it.
My thoughts go back and forth, trying to reason if I should do it or not. So I set my phone down on the coffee table and try to pay attention to the tv screen which was currently airing How to get away with murder, at late night.
But I already watched this season episode and I'm a little bored.
At that moment, I grab my phone and automatically go to my contacts to Calum.
He put his name as; #1 fuckboy.
My eyebrows furrowed as I look over the name. I just noticed that now. Wow, I guess he's a fuckboy. I snorted a bit and start texting him.
me: hallo.
[sent 8:48 pm]
#1 fuckboy: hi? do i know you bc it says that you're an unknown number?
me: i know where u live ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
[New picture message]
#1 fuckboy: wtf
#1 fuckboy: who is this?
me: George ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
#1 fuckboy: George from where????
me: George from taco bell
#1 fuckboy: wut
me: yeah that's right I saw u that day when u came to taco bell, when u ordered a nacho cheese burrito and I watched u go home and g0t ur address. I want u so badly and wanna jump in ur bed nd play w ur stuff animals at midnight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
#1 fuckboy: .......
me: ......
#1 fuckboy: uh
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
#1 fuckboy: adalia, I know it's you.
Dang it. Was it that obvious?
me: NO IM GEORGE FROM TACO BELL!!!!!
#1 fuckboy: yeah,,,, no you're not.
me: dammit
#1 fuckboy: see I knew it was you!
me: wHAT GAVE IT AWAY??
#1 fuckboy: well first, you said burrito and I automatically thought of you /).(\
me: oh you remember I'm a burrito!!
#1 fuckboy: yeah that and I've never been to taco bell this past month so...ya.
me: well how do you know if there's not a creepy guy named george who's been watching you?????
#1 fuckboy: then I'm pretty sure that it'd be you in disguise
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#1 fuckboy: STOP PUTTINF THAT FACE
me: but it's funnyyyyyyy
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Fanfictiondickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction
