Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We have two dares to do today!
Brambleclaw: Yay! Who is the first dare for?
Firestar: You!
Brambleclaw: Me?
Firestar: Yup! This dare is from @SnowcloudOfIceClan! Your dare is to say I love you daddy to Tigerstar, I love you my brother to Hawkfrost, and I hate you Squirrelflight to the whole of Thunderclan!
Squirrelflight: Say what?
Firestar: Nothing, nothing. Just go do... anything else. *Nudges Squirrelflight away*
Brambleclaw: I- I have no words.
Firestar: Yeah you do. They are-
Brambleclaw: *Puts paw over Firestar's mouth* I know what they are! *Sigh* Just summon them.
Tigerstar and Hawkfrost: *Appear*
Tigerstar: Ugh, another dare?
Firestar: Don't worry, it's not for you. Go on Brambleclaw! *Pushes Brambleclaw to Tigerstar and Hawkfrost.
Brambleclaw: I love you daddy, and I love you too Hawkfrost, my brother.
Firestar: With enthusiasm!
Brambleclaw: *Grits teeth* I love you daddy! I love you too Hawkfrost, my brother!
Tigerstar: Aww I know you do son. *Pats Brambleclaw's head*
Hawkfrost: Wait, you love me?
Brambleclaw: *Looks over at Firestar*
Firestar: *Nods*
Brambleclaw: Yes I do.
Hawkfrost: *Hugs Brambleclaw* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!
Firestar: Aww that's sweet, but Brambleclaw, you have one thing left to do.
Brambleclaw: Yeah I know. Hawkfrost, you can let go now.
Hawkfrost: Oh right!
Firestar: All of Thunderclan gather round! Brambleclaw has something to say!
Thunderclan: *Gathers*
Brambleclaw: I hate you Squirrelflight and I am in the Dark Forest.
Squirrelflight: You what?! I should have known that Hawkfrost was a bad influence the moment he hugged you!
Brambleclaw: No no wait Squirrelflight! It was just-
Squirrelflight: I don't want to hear it, you're coming with me, away from all of this bad influence. *Drags Brambleclaw away while he tries to explain that it was a dare*
Firestar: Well, I guess that's it!
Tigerstar: Actually, it's not. If I'm correct, which I am, you still have one more dare to do.
Firestar: Well-
Tigerstar: Yeeaahh you do. This dare is from @Breezepetal! You have to spend a day in the Dark Forest!
Firestar: But-
Tigerstar: No buts!
Hawkfrost: Let's go!
*In the Dark Forest*
Firestar: Ew, I forgot how murky it is here.
Hawkfrost: Rule #1, no judging our home.
Firestar: Rules?
Tigerstar: Yes, rules. Dark Forest Rules!
Firestar: Since when does the Dark Forest have rules?
Hawkfrost: Since right now! *Whispers "As we make them up." to himself*
Firestar: Okay...
Tigerstar: Rule #2, you must obey our every command!
Firestar: I don't like where this is going.
Hawkfrost: Last, but not least, Rule #3!
Firestar: Which is?
Hawkfrost: Which is....um....you must.....become evil!
Firestar: No way!
Tigerstar: Then as punishment for breaking our rules, you must jump into the murky lake!
Firestar: Fine. *Grumbles* This beats being evil any day. *Jumps into the lake* Why is it not clean?!
Tigerstar: That's the Dark Forest for ya.
Hawkfrost: Now come back here!
Firestar: *Walks back* What Hawkfrost?
Hawkfrost: You must call me Hawkstar!
Firestar: Okay Hawkstar, is that all?
Tigerstar: Yes, now I'll show you where you will be sleeping.
Firestar: Sleeping?!
Tigerstar: Yep, the dare was for a whole day. You will be sleeping with the elders!
Firestar: I'm not an elder!
Hawkfrost: Would you rather sleep with the apprentices?
Firestar: Elders it is!
Hawkfrost: I'll cover the outro today!
Firestar: But you don't know how it goes!
Hawkfrost: I'll improvise! *Whispers* Just like I did with the rules.
Firestar: Wait, you made up those rules?!
Hawkfrost: Uh thanks for reading and see you next time!
