Spoof 71 (RiverClan Puns) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We have one dare for today!

Brambleclaw: But first, Ivypool!

Ivypool: Yeah?

Brambleclaw: Did you know that you're name is also @Ivypool8465's username?

Ivypool: Really? That's pretty cool!

Firestar: And now onto the dare!

Brambleclaw: This dare is for RiverClan!

Firestar and Brambleclaw: *Arrive at RiverClan*

Mistystar: Firestar? Brambleclaw? Do I have a dare?

Firestar: Yes! This dare is from @Ivypool8465! The dare is for RiverClan to make water puns!

Mistystar: Alright! Sounds fun! Attention Riverclam! I have an important announcement to make!

Reedwhisker: Riverclam?

Mistystar: Today, we shall be making water puns with anything that we say!

Mothwing: Oh I 'sea' what you did there with Riverclam!

Minnowtail: 'Water' we supposed to be doing while we do these puns?

Mistystar: You can do 'waterever' you are doing 'current'ly.

Mothwing: Hey Mintfur, I should check up on the injury that you got the 'otter' day.

Mintfur: Sure, I've 'waded' for you to do that.

Reedwhisker: This is fun I 'fish' we had thought of this sooner!

Mistystar: We should do this 'shoal' the time!

Willowshine: Don't you think that this might be a 'fishue' and become annoying with the other clans?

Mistystar: It's too 'lake' for that. This is our life now.

Minnowtail: Won't the other clans get 'tide' of our puns?

Reedwhisker: They'll just have to 'eel' with it.

Firestar: I for one am getting tired of these puns.

Reedwhisker: Come on Firestar, don't have such a 'crabby' attitude!

Mistystar: Attention everyone! I hereby declare that we are RiverClam and 'waterever' we say shall be in a pun form!

RiverClam: *Cheers*

Brambleclaw: That's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares! Have a good day/night!

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