Spoof 74 (An Ask and a Dare) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" Today we have a question and a dare!"

Brambleclaw: This ask is from @Thatfrostybunnygirl! The question is for all the toms with daughters! How uncomfortable did you get when you found out that your daughter had a mate?

All the toms: *Murmuring amongst themselves*

Firestar: I speak for all of us when I say, at first we were really skeptical about them, but when we realized that we could trust them, we became okay with it. Besides, you'll always be my little girl Squirrelflight!

Squirrelflight: Firestar! Not in front of everyone!

Brambleclaw: Okay! This dare is from @Meadowshard! The dare is for StarClan to unleash Tigerstar with a sharpie!

StarClan: Okay, we don't see anything wrong with that.

Firestar: Wait, how do you not see anything wrong with-

StarClan: *Unleashes Tigerstar with a sharpie*

Tigerstar: *Holding a black sharpie* Oh this will be fun!

Firestar: Oh no.

Tigerstar: Heeeyyy Firestar.

Firestar: No! Don't you dare come near me with that sharpie!

Tigerstar: *Evilly laughs while walking towards Firestar* I just want to show you my new sharpie.

Firestar: Just show it to me?

Tigerstar: Totally.

Firestar: Hmmm... Okay, but only show it to me.

Tigerstar: *Draws mustache on Firestar*

Firestar: Hey! I thought you were only going to show it to me!

Tigerstar: Well you thought wrong! *Turns around* Who's next?

Everyone else: Starts running away from Tigerstar as he chases everyone around*

*Later*

StarClan: *Ascends down to check on what Tigerstar is doing*

Firestar: Well I hope you're happy.

StarClan: What happened?

Firestar: Look around! Tigerstar has drawn a mustache on everyone!

Tigerstar: *Evil laugh*

StarClan: Oh, our bad.

Tigerstar: You're all next! *Lunges at StarClan cats with the sharpie*

StarClan: What have we done! Retreat! *Poofs away*

Tigerstar: *Falls on the ground* I'll get you with this sharpie one day StarClan!

Firestar: Oh man.

Tigerstar: You want another mustache FIrestar?

Firestar: Nooo! *Runs away*

Tigerstar: Mwahahahaha! *Chases Firestar*

Brambleclaw: Well, that's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares!

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