Spoof 49 (Sugarclan) (Requested)

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Firestar: Hello! Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" *Whispers to Brambleclaw* Hey, do you think you can create and intro for this? 

Brambleclaw: Sure! I'll have it ready next time!

Firestar: Okay! Anyway, we have another dare! This dare is from Ivypool8465! The dare is for me! My dare is to turn the clan into Sugarclan! Okay! All cats of Thunderclan gather around!

Thunderclan cats: *Gather*

Firestar: I have news for you all!

Brambleclaw: You're going to dye your fur pink?!

Firestar: What?! No!

Brambleclaw: That should totally be a dare. 

Cloudtail: Ha, that would be funny! We would have to call you Pinkstar! 

Firestar: It's not even a dare, so I won't do it. 

Brambleclaw: *Whispers* Someone please dare him to dye his fur pink.

Firestar: Okay enough about dying my fur pink! Today this clan and its warriors will have new names!

Thunderclan cats: *Confused murmuring*

Firestar: Thunderclan will be known as Sugarclan! Our warrior names will have sugar in the name! For example, I'm Sugarstar, my deputy is Sugarclaw, and the medicine cat is Sugarfeather.

Squirrelflight: So I would be Sugarflight?

Firestar: Yes!

Dovewing: I would be Sugarwing?

Firestar: Yes!

Brambleclaw: So you will dye your fur pink?

Firestar: Ye- No!

Whitewing: Dovewing and I both have wing at the end of our names. If we are both called Sugarwing, wouldn't that be confusing when one of our names are called?

Firestar:...Not my problem!

Sugarcloud: Actually it is. You gave Dovewing-

Firestar: Sugarwing.

Sugarcloud: Sugarwing her warrior name.

Sugarpool: Yeah. If I say Sugarpool and I also have the same suffix, the readers don't know which -pool I am.

Firestar: Oh. That was Leafpool everyone! Problem solved!

Sugartail (Cloudtail): *Whispers* Who's going to tell him that waffles have sugar in them.

Sugarfeather: *Whispers something to Sugarstar*

Sugarstar: Okay. Due to some new information, Sugarclan has now been disbanded!

Cloudtail: Is it because waffles have sugar in them?

Firestar: Whaaaaaaaaaat? Nooooooooooooooooo. Never speak of the dreaded waffles again! They are banned from Thunderclan!

Cloudtail: What about pop tarts?

Firestar: I'll allow that.

Thunderclan: Yay!

Firestar: I don't see how pop tarts could go wrong. Although, what if-

Brambleclaw: Thanks for reading! See you next time! *Whispers* I really need to come up with an outro too.

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