Spoof 32 (Waffle Business)

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A/N: This spoof is about what Brambleclaw had to tell Berrynose about the waffles from the previous spoof.

Berrynose: Okay Brambleclaw. What did you need to tell me that was so important?

Brambleclaw: The waffles want to talk to us.

Berrynose: Why us and not Firestar?

Brambleclaw: I don't know. Come on! They told me to meet them at the moonpool so they can talk to us in a dream.

Berrynose: Okay.

Brambleclaw: JAYFEATHER!!

Jayfeather: What?!

Brambleclaw: We need you to take us to the moonpool. It's important!

Jayfeather: Fine.

*At the moonpool, in the dream*

Berrynose: Okay! We're here!

Brambleclaw: Waffles, what did you need to tell us?

Waffles: Brambleclaw, Berrynose. We need your help.

Berrynose: With what?

Waffles: We want your help to turn Thunderclan into Waffleclan.

Brambleclaw: What?! No way!

Waffles: It's just for a day so we can mess with Firestar. Brambleclaw, you can be leader and Berrynose, you can be deputy.

Brambleclaw: Just for one day?

Waffles: Yes.

Brambleclaw and Berrynose: Okay!

Waffles: Brambleclaw, we will now name you Wafflestar. We trust that you will lead Waffleclan greatly. Berrynose, we will now name you Syrupnose. We trust that you will be a great deputy for Waffleclan. Now go back to your clan and give everycat a proper Waffleclan name.

Wafflestar: Okay!

*Back in the camp*

Firestar: Good morning Thunderclan!

Wafflestar: What is this Thunderclan you speak of? This is Waffleclan. The clan of cats and waffles.

Waffle: *Passes by*

Firestar: W-what?! Brambleclaw, are you serious?

Wafflestar: My name is not Brambleclaw. My name is Wafflestar, leader of Thunderclan. My deputy is Syrupnose (Berrynose), and our medicine cat is Doughfeather (Jayfeather).

Firestar: Does everyone have a waffle related name?!

Wafflestar: Yes.

Firestar: What about Icecloud?

Wafflestar: Her Waffleclan name is Flourcloud.

Firestar: Dovewing?

Wafflestar: Her waffleclan name is Sugerwing.

Firestar: Squirrelflight?

Wafflestar: Her Waffleclan name is Vanillaflight.

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why is this happening?!!

Waffle: Revenge, Firestar. Revenge.

Firestar: Where is Lionblaze?!

Wafflestar: He's.... Actually, I don't know.

Lionblaze: *Walks into camp* What'd I miss?

Wafflestar: Well-

Firestar: LIONBLAZE!! YOU NEED TO CHASE THESE WAFFLES OUT OF THE CAMP!! NOW!!

Lionblaze: Umm... Okay. *Chases all the waffles out of camp*

Waffles: No! We'll be back for this clan! Eventually!!

Firestar: I hereby make this clan Thunderclan again! Everyone goes back to their original names and everything shall go back to normal! Without waffles!

*Everything goes back to normal*

Firestar: Whew! That was close! Lionblaze! I have a job for you.

Lionblaze: Yeah?

Firestar: You will be the official protector of this clan from waffles.

Lionblaze: Okay!

Firestar: With you as our protector, this clan will be safe from waffles!

Berrynose: *Runs in front of Firestar* Until next time!

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