Spoof 53 (Firestar and Tigerstar) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We have another dare to do today!

Brambleclaw: Who is getting dared today?

Firestar: Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: *Appears* Oh no, not another dare!

Firestar: Yep! This dare is from @SnowcloudOfIceClan!

Tigerstar: What is it?

Brambleclaw: You have to become friends with Firestar, hug him, then kiss him like he is your closest kin!

Tigerstar: Well, you see, that's just not going to happen.

Brambleclaw: You're right. We need an audience!

Firestar: All Thunderclan cats gather around!

Thunderclan: *Gathers around murmuring about Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: What?! No! We are not having all of Thunderclan watch this!

Brambleclaw: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Tigerstar: Thank you.

Brambleclaw: We need everyone to watch this! All the clans, Starclan, and the Dark Forest should watch!

Tigerstar: NOOOOO!!!

Everyone: *Gathers*

Tigerstar: No no no no no no n-

Brambleclaw: Welcome everyone! Today you will all witness something great! Tigerstar is going to become friends with Firestar, hug him, and kiss him like he is his closest kin!

Everyone: *Cheers*

Firestar: Come on Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: No

Firestar: You have to

Brambleclaw: It's the dare.

Tigerstar: NO

Everyone: YES!

Tigerstar: NO!!

Everyone: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Firestar: No one is leaving until you do.

Tigerstar: Fine

Firestar: We are friends!

Tigerstar: *Stays silent*

Firestar: Say it.

Tigerstar: *Grits teeth* We're friends.

Everyone: *Cheers loudly*

Firestar: *Smiles* Now for the hug! *opens arms for a hug*

Tigerstar: *reluctantly gives FIrestar a hug*

Firestar: See, isn't this better than fighting?

Tigerstar: No, this is ruining my reputation!

Firestar: No it's not. You're overreacting.

Everyone: Oh it's so ruining his reputation!

Tigerstar: *Dramatic sigh*

Brambleclaw: Now for the kiss!

Firestar: Wait, do cats even kiss?

Brambleclaw: I don't know, just do it anyway!

Tigerstar: *Kisses Firestar on the cheek super fast*

Everyone: YAY! They are friends now!

Tigerstar: No! we are not-

Firestar: The dare.

Tigerstar: *Another dramatic sigh* We're friends...

Everyone: *Cheers again*

Brambleclaw: That's all for today folks! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares! Have a great day/night!

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