Spoof 63 (Dovewing's Two Dares) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" We are doing two dares today!

Brambleclaw: The first dare is for Dovewing and Tigerstar (The first Tigerstar)!

Tigerstar: Again?! I'm already wearing two fluffy sweaters! What are you going to do, make me wear a third one?

Firestar: Hmm... that would be awesome, but this dare is from @ILUVWARRIOR123! The dare is for Dovewing to slap Tigerstar with a waffle!

Dovewing: Fun! How many times?

Firestar: Uh... It was not mentioned how many times you could slap him.

Brambleclaw: *Jumps up and down* Ooh ooh ooh! Slap him nine times with the waffle!

Dovewing: *Shrugs* Okay!

Tigerstar: Now wait a minute-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Firestar: Wait for what?

Tigerstar: Does this mean-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: I can-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Brambleclaw: You can what?

Tigerstar: Could I-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: *Small growl* Could-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: I-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: Let me finish!

Dovewing: ...

Tigerstar: Thank you. As I was saying, does this mean I can-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: Rrrraaaggh!

Dovewing: *Snickers*

Tigerstar: Could I stop-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: Okay that's enough!

Dovewing: Okay, geez.

Tigerstar: Finally! Does this mean I can stop wearing the-

Dovewing: *Slaps Tigerstar with the waffle*

Tigerstar: *Inhales* I give up! *Poofs away*

Brambleclaw: That was fun to watch!

Firestar: Sure was! Now, this next dare is also for Dovewing!

Dovewing: Cool! What do I have to do?

Firestar: This dare is from @Elisa0248! Your dare is to insult StarClan!

Dovewing: Don't you think they'll be angry about that?

Brambleclaw: *Shrugs*

Dovewing: Okaaay. *Whispers* StarClan cats are mouse-brains.

All StarClan cats: *Fly down to Dovewing* EXCUSE ME?!

Jayfeather the unicron: *Flies past* Oooooooo you're in trouble!

Dovewing: Uh what I meant was-

StarClan: We heard you loud and clear!

Dovewing: Eep! *Runs off*

StarClan: *Runs after her*

Firestar: I'll make sure she's okay. *Rushes off*

Brambleclaw: That's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares! Have a great day/night!

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