Spoof 5 (Egg Puns)

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Berrynose: Hi Lionblaze. Isn't it an "egg-cellent" day today? I'm very "egg-cited" to be out here today.

Lionblaze: ..... Was that an egg pun?

Berrynose: Egg-sactly! Good job figuring out the "yolk!" This was fun, but I have to "scramble." Bye! *Walks away*

Lionblaze: Oh no.

Berrynose: Hello Squirrelflight! Isn't it a nice day to get some "egg-cercise"?

Squirrelflight: Yeah it is, but please stop with the puns.

Berrynose: Are they "egg-ravating" you?

Squirrelflight: Yes! Now stop the puns!

Berrynose: Nope! *Walks away*

Berrynose: Hey Dovewing! Do you-

Dovewing: No. No. No no no. No. No puns!. *Runs from Berrynose*

Berrynose: Whatever. *Walks up to Brambleclaw* Hey Brambleclaw. What an "egg-straordinary" day today. I'm "eggstatic" that I am able to get out here today.

Brambleclaw: Berrynose. Stop. With. The. Puns. *Swipes at Berrynose*

Berrynose: Well, you did not ask me in an "egg-ceptional" way. Sorry, I can't stop. I made today an "egg-streme" pun day. So "omelettin' that swipe slide." You will hear plenty more "yolks" today.

Brambleclaw: AAAAAHHHH! *Runs*

Narrator: It went on like this for the rest of the day.

To be continued........


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