Spoof 64 (Selling Sticks) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" Today we have a dare for Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: *Flies down and poofs back into a cat* Another dare? What is it?

Firestar: This dare is from @SeleneDaCat! Your dare is to sell your stick!

Jayfeather: What?!

Firestar: And then steal it back!

Jayfeather: ... Fine *Grabs stick* The stick is on sale! Who wants to buy it? The cost is only a low price of two mice!

Berrynose: Two mice?! I'll take it!

Jayfeather: Who wants to buy it?!

Berrynose: I do!

Jayfeather: Anyone?

Berrynose: Jayfeather, I do !

Jayfeather: Anyone at all?

Berrynose: JAYFEATHER I DO

Jayfeather: *Sigh* Okay. That'll be two mice

Berrynose: *Hands Jayfeather two mice and takes the stick and runs* Finally! Now, I know I've tried this before, but I know it'll work this time. Tell me your secret stick! Why are you so special! *Shakes stick*

Firestar: Uh Berrynose, what are you doing?

Berrynose: Nothing! *Runs off, but bumps into Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: *Grabs stick and runs*

Berrynose: Hey come back here! *Chases after him* I paid for that!

Jayfeather: Well I'm taking it back!

Berrynose: I want a refund!

Jayfeather: No refunds!

Berrynose: But-

Jayfeather: NO REFUNDS! *Poofs into a unicorn and flies away* 

Berrynose: I'm never buying from Jayfeather's service again... *Gets idea* I should start my own business!

Brambleclaw: Welp, that's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares!

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