Spoof 48 (Stonefur's Dare) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!"

Brambleclaw: Why call it "Ask or Dare?" No one has asked any questions.

Firestar: They will soon. Just be patient.

Brambleclaw: Okaaaaay.

Firestar: We have another dare today! Stonefur! Bluestar!

Stonefur: Yeah?

Bluestar: What's going on?

Firestar: Stonefur! You have a dare! Your dare is from @Firewolf0402! Your dare is to kiss Bluestar!

Stonefur: Umm why?

Firestar: *Shrugs* It's your dare.

Bluestar: Think of it as a way of saying you forgive me.

Stonefur: Okay, but what's the comical part here? Aren't these dares supposed to be funny?

Brambleclaw: Oh I know! *Plays romantic music*

Bluestar: Brambleclaw! Stonefur is my son!

Brambleclaw: *Music abruptly stops* Oh, oops.

Firestar: ...

Bluestar: ...

Stonefur: ...

Brambleclaw: I just made this awkward didn't I?

Bluestar: Uh, yeah.

Firestar: Stonefur, you still have to do the dare though.

Stonefur: Do I have to? It'll just be awkward now.

Firestar: A dare is a dare.

Stonefur: *Quickly kisses Bluestar on the cheek then runs off faster than lightning*

Bluestar: Since when is Stonefur faster than lightning?

Brambleclaw: Maybe he's half Windclan.

Bluestar: No! He's half Riverclan!

Brambleclaw: Wait what?! You were mates with a cat from Riverclan?!

Bluestar: I... um... *Runs*

Brambleclaw: Firestar, did you know about this?

Firestar: *Runs*

Brambleclaw: Huh, I guess it's just me now. Thanks for reading and see you next time!

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