Berrynose: Hello and welcome to Interviews with Berrynose! Basically, I will be interviewing random cats about random things. Today, I will be interviewing Jayfeather! Hello Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: What do you want?
Berrynose: Today I will be interviewing you for "Interviews with Berrynose!"
Jayfeather: Out of all the other possible cats in the clan, you choose me...
Berrynose: Yup! So Jayfeather, how are you today?
Jayfeather: I was doing fine until you made me do this interview.
Berrynose: Ok... now I will be asking you a series of questions. Alright?
Jayfeather: No.
Berrynose: First question-
Jayfeather: I don't want to do this.
Berrynose: Do you like being a medicine cat?
Jayfeather: Get out of my den.
Berrynose: Just answer the question.
Jayfeather: Leeeeaaaaavvvee! I'm busy!
Berrynose: Not until you answer my questions.
Jayfeather: I can enter your dreams you know.
Berrynose: Answer the questions!
Jayfeather: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!
Berrynose: Just finish the interview, then I will leave.
Jayfeather: *Long sigh* Fine. Yes, I like being a medicine cat.
Berrynose: Okay, next question. What's it like being blind?
Jayfeather: It's dark.
Berrynose: Can you elaborate?
Jayfeather: There is nothing to elaborate on. It's dark, but your other senses are better than the senses of regular cats. Am I done now?
Berrynose: Not yet. Why do you like your stick so much?
Jayfeather: That's none of your business.
Berrynose: Come on, just answer the question.
Jayfeather: I just did. My answer was that's none of your business.
Berrynose: I need a real answer.
Jayfeather: That was a real answer.
Berrynose: No, I need a reason for why you like you stick so much.
Jayfeather: You don't need to know.
Berrynose: Are you hiding something?
Jayfeather: Okay, we're done here. Bye!
Berrynose: I'm not leaving until I get a real answer.
Jayfeather: I already gave you an answer.
Berrynose: What are you hiding?
Jayfeather: I said bye! Get out of my den, we are done here!
Berrynose: No!
Jayfeather: Fine, but you'll be here a while. Have some fresh kill.
Berrynose: Ok. Thanks. *Eats fresh kill, then falls asleep*
Jayfeather: I knew the poppyseed in the prey trick would work. This show is over. *Drags Berrynose away*
