Spoof 60 (More Dark Forest) (Requested)

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Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or dare!" We will be doing three dares today!

Brambleclaw: Ooh fun! What are the dares?

Firestar: The first dare is for Darkstripe!

Darkstripe: What?

Firestar: This dare is from @Moonstone2509! Your dare is to slap everyone in the Dark Forest!

Darkstripe: *Evil grin* Okaaaaay! *Disappears*

*In the Dark Forest*

Darkstripe: Heeeeey Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: Oh hey Darkstripe, what's-

Darkstripe: *Slaps Tigerstar and runs*

Hawkfrost: Darkstripe? Why are you running?

Darkstripe: *Slaps Hawkfrost and runs*

*Time skip*

Darkstripe: Whew! I think that's everyone. Now my paw hurts.

Every cat in the Dark Forest: *Angrily glaring at Darkstripe*

Darkstripe: Oh hey everyone. What's up?

Mapleshade: What's up?!

Tigerstar: You literally slapped everyone!

Darkstripe: ... No I didn't.

Brokenstar: Yes you did!

Darkstripe: No, I didn't. It was just your imagination.

Hawkfrost: You can't imagine someone slapping you!

Darkstripe: Why not?

Hawkfrost: ...

Darkstripe: I've been sitting here the whole time. You all are just crazy.

Tigerstar: But- You- *Confused noises*

Darkstripe: Yep, been here the whole time. 

Dark Forest cats: *Walks off in confusion*

Darkstripe: *Goes back to ThunderClan*

Firestar: Did you do it?

Darkstripe: Yup!

Firestar: Alright! The next dare is for Hawkfrost and Ivypool!

Hawkfrost: Another dare?

Ivypool: Cool! My first dare!

Firestar: This dare is from @Ivypool8465! The dare is for you and Hawkfrost to kiss and date!

Hawkfrost: Yes!

Ivypool: *Stares in confusion*

Hawkfrost: Oh come one. I know you like me too.

Ivypool: *Shrugs in agreement*

Brambleclaw: Now kiss! *Pushes their heads together*

Firestar: Okay! Now you're dating!

Ivypool: Okay, come on Hawkfrost let's go.

Firestar: Actually, our last dare is for the entire Dark Forest!

Dark Forest: *Appears*

Firestar: This dare is also from @Moonstone2509! The dare is for the Dark Forest to stop trying to take over the forest forever!

Tigerstar: What?! NO!

Firestar: Yes!

Tigerstar: Nooooo!

All Clans: Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh!

Brokkenstar: What are we supposed to do then?

Firestar: *Shrugs*

Tigerstar: But we still need revenge!

Brambleclaw: Not anymore! Bye!

Dark Forest except for Hawkfrost: *Disappears*

Hawkfrost: Okay Ivypool, now let's go.

Firestar: Bye! Happy dating!

Brambleclaw: That's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares! Have a great day/night! 

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