Hollyleaf: Cats of Thunderclan! Step right up to get your fortune from Jayfeather the Fortune Teller!
Jayfeather: I only agreed to this because Hollyleaf promised to collect herbs for me afterwards.
Hollyleaf: We have our first customer! Firestar! Ask away!
Firestar: Hello Jayfeather the Fortune Teller. My question for you is, will Berrynose escape from the twoleg place before his five moons are up?
Jayfeather: No he will not.
Firestar: Okay thanks!
Hollyleaf: Your cost is one ball of moss for Jayfeather's nest.
Firestar: *Drops moss and walks away*
Hollyleaf: Next up we have Dovewing!
Dovewing: Hello Jayfeather the Fortune Teller. My question is, what is the real color of my eyes?
Jayfeather: It's been a long and difficult debate, but I believe that the real color of your eyes are green.
Dovewing: I knew it! Thank you Jayfeather! *Drops moss and walks off*
Hollyleaf: Next up we have Squirrelflight!
Squirrelflight: Hello Jayfeather the Fortune Teller. My question for you is, does Brambleclaw really love me?
Jayfeather: Despite your arguments, yes, he really does love you.
Squirrelflight: Thank you Jayfeather! I knew I could count on you! *Drops moss and walks off*
Hollyleaf: That's all for today everyone! Jayfeather the Fortune Teller will answer more questions at the next claw moon!
*Later that night, in Jayfeather's dream*
Jayfeather: Where am I?
Brokenstar: You are in the Dark Forest, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: *Snarls* I will never join you and that's final!
Brokenstar: Actually, I heard that you are a fortune teller. Could I ask you a question?
Jayfeather: Oh... Okay.
Brokenstar: Will the Dark Forest rise up and finally take over?
Jayfeather: I cannot answer that.
Brokenstar: Oh come on! Just a hint?
Jayfeather: Sorry, one of Jayfeather the Fortune Teller's rules is no spoiling anything. Bye now.
*Wakes up*
Jayfeather: Phew that was close.
Hollyleaf: Until next time!
Jayfeather: Hollyleaf? When did you get in here?
Hollyleaf: I said until next time!
Jayfeather: I want to know!
Hollyleaf: I'll tell you, let me just end this spoof first. See you next time everyone!
