ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 #𝟙

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Found these online, so I can't take credit for them. I love incorrect quotes so much, but I did have to alter some of them to fit the character better.


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Akashi: Maiko, are you independent?

Maiko: *looks at Mamoru*

Mamoru: *nods*

Maiko: Yes.


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[At a restaurant]

Mamoru: Excuse me, are you single?

Random girl: *blushing* Y-Yes.

Mamoru: Thank you.

Mamoru: *Takes away the extra chair in front of her and places it down for Maiko*


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Kuroko: Mamoru-kun, Maiko and I are going to practice basketball now.

Mamoru: You don't need to tell me where you're going. I'm not your mother.

*Maiko and Kuroko run out into the street*

Mamoru: Please look boTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING.


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Mamoru: What is that?

Maiko: A kitt-

Mamoru: No.

Maiko: Plea-

Mamoru: No, Maiko. We cannot keep a kitten in the house.

Maiko: PleaseIreallwanttogivehimahome,onii-san!

Mamoru: ...*tired sigh*

Mamoru: Alright, just be sure to tell Ayano-san-san in advance.


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Mamoru: I've never had a snowball fight before.

Aomine: What kind of kid has never had a snowball fight at least once in their life??

Akashi: What are you confused about?

Mamoru: Is there a point system or is it simply a fight to the death?


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[Playing basketball]

Mamoru: I have no idea what I'm doing, just that I know I'm doing it really well...

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