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Crack Chapter #7 and an Apology

Random person: Could I have your name?

Mamoru: Why, don't you already have one?

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[Hogwarts AU]

Sorting Hat: *touches Mamoru's head for half a second*

Sorting Hat: THERAPY

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Exorcist: Hello, I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you.

Mamoru: I didn't call you?

Demon: I did.

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Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.

Maiko: I went to the park today.

Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Maiko: *opens her coat* This duck.

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Thief: Hi, I stole your identity.

Thief: I've been living as you for a week.

Mamoru:

Thief:

Mamoru:

Thief: *just starts crying*

Mamoru: *hugs him awkwardly* Hey, it's okay-

Thief: *loud crying* How do you even get up in the morning??

Mamoru: Shh, I know, I know. It's gonna be okay.

[AN: I just find this one hilarious in a dark way because I can totally relate. It's my proudest moment that I've made two therapists, one psychiatrist, and two doctors cry just from spilling my troubles lol. At least it was cathartic for the both of us.]

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Mamoru: Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere?

Mamoru: It's not illegal or anything.

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Random person: I know how to please you~

Mamoru: Then please leave me alone.

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