insouciant || ON HIATUS

Crack Chapter #8 (Notes at the bottom)

Mamoru: If you don't like me:

Mamoru: One, I don't care.

Mamoru: Two, me neither.

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Daichi: What are the three stages of life?

Sugawara: Birth.

Tsukishima: What the fuck is this?

Mamoru: Death.

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Oikawa: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Iwaizumi: Waking up in the morning and realizing your phone isn't charging.

Yori: Waking up in the morning.

Mamoru: Waking up.

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Yori: Are we fighting or flirting? My brain's getting mixed signals.

Mari: My fucking hands are literally around your throat right now.

Yori: That doesn't answer my question.

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Alessandro: I'll show you a magic trick. Pick a card, any card.

Fumiko: ...

Alessandro: ...

Alessandro: Touche but give me my credit card back.

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Kuroo: Imagine you've been kidnapped and trapped in a burning building. How will you escape?

Mamoru: By stopping my imagination.

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Mamoru: When I die, donate my body to science.

Mamoru: Except my middle finger.

Mamoru: Put that on my parent's grave.

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Alessandro: Want anything from the store?

Mamoru: A will to live.

Alessandro: I meant food.