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dicks and chicks
[7 participants]

mason
nice group name aila
swear you change it every 5 minutes

aila
as i should
besides i can't get a good name for it
the last one made no sense bc Josh and Kieran aren't footballers

kieran
yeah thanks for reminding us we suck

lilah
PLEASE
you could've gotten into the first team if you didn't give up after
they told you that you weren't gonna start that year

joshua
well it was upsetting for us DELILAH
working so hard for nothing

lilah
DON'T CALL ME DELILAH
anyway
you literally worked hard for nothing anyway
can guarantee you would've been playing if you didn't quit

declan
i second that actually
you guys were good
just because they told you that you weren't in the team that season doesn't mean you give up

august
declan is inspirational now
Mr inspirational ricenoodle

declan
stop this slander

mason
i bet lilah's loving this

lilah
i love it
i really do
keep slandering him August

august
declan ur a piece of shit

declan
don't listen to her AUGUST
you MEANIE

aila
how's everyone doing waiting to know about transfers n shit?

lilah
i forgot about that
has anyone heard anything?

kieran
she's forgotten  😲

lilah
if you remember CORRECTLY
I'm currently participating in the WORLD CUP
so I'm BUSY
so shut up and tell me

joshua
flexing on us for
any of us could be there

declan
here we go

lilah
didn't see you on the pitch last night Joshua
oh right yeah, you're a quitter
ANYWAY
CHANGE SUBJECT
who's transferring n stuff

aila
I'm HOPEFULLY transferring
he's been talking about it

august
I'm off to Westham to bully Declan for you

lilah
yayyy
someone on the inside 😛

declan
oh god not you
of all people?

august
shut up you love me

lilah
#decgust
i ship it

mason
same lilah
same

declan
excuse me
by the way
why are you both DODGING the Malilah things literally everywhere?
lilah literally told people she wasn't single
and you've not told anyone

mason
because sir nosey arse
we're keeping it private until we wanna tell the public
whenever that may be

lilah
not telling the public right away feels nice
we've got more freedom
like after we tell people the only thing people will ask us about is malilah
and I'm tired of seeing it everywhere already
it's not a big deal

kieran
NOT A BIG DEAL!?
YOU'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SINCE CHILDBIRTH
AND YOU'RE TOGETHER
BOTH PLAYING FOOTBALL
BOTH DOING WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO

joshua
he's the biggest Malilah shipper here

declan
NOT TRUE
DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY JOB KIERAN YATES
GINGER TWAT

lilah
omg this is getting violent
i love it

august
sidenote
do any of the England squad know?

lilah
both Harry's do
Kane knows because I told him
and Maguire found out after a game bc I was on the phone to Mason
supposedly in private
and he heard it all

aila
what a little snooper

kieran
pls tell people
you actually don't know how badly i want this to happen
PLUS it takes Harry out of your dms

lilah
hey
harry's nice
aside from the gigantic crush and the comment he makes
he's actually kinda scary

mason
excuse me
do i not exist anymore

lilah
shut the fuck up
get out of my private messages telling me to facetime you as well
I'm BUSY

joshua
clearly not if you're texting us

lilah

I'm busy cry laughingplease save me from russia

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I'm busy cry laughing
please save me from russia

aila
NO WAY
THAT'S CLASS

august
WHEN SHE'S LIVING LIFE-
also harry maguire could get it

joshua
what are they doing-
what's happening here

kieran
post that on instagram right now

lilah
maguire won't let me
I'm not surprised tbh
look at him
anyway
I'm gonna go find a will to leave
and a new set of eyes

mason
facetime me
silly goose

lilah
did you just call me a silly goose?

declan
he did
what are you gonna do about it DELILAH

lilah
FIRST OF ALL
STOP CALLING ME DELILAH
I HATE IT
second of all
i'm currently being chased by Lingard for showing you that picturez
so I'll facetime you later Mounter 💙

kieran
you stink
see ya later though

aila
she's living her best life rn

august
crying over Maguire's face

declan
is that Southgate in the back?

lilah
it is
CREASING

♡♡♡

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