dicks and chicks
[12 participants]
chilly added jess to the chat
lilah
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sorry what
chilly
what?
august
you ask permission BENJAMIN
don't just add without saying anything
declan
omg no this is gonna be hella fun now
lilah
shut it dickhead dec
chilly
i don't see the problem you have with her
madders
uh oh
you're causing WW3 Chilly
mason
this isn't good
jess
yeah what is your problem with me Delilah
lilah
well for starters you call me Delilah
when i've asked you several times to just call me Lilah
jess
but your name is delilah
lilah
that's like me calling you bitch
when your name is actually jess
chilly
lilah don't be rude
aila
shitttttt this is intense
lando
lilah go off queen
lilah
thank u lando
my hype king <3
jess
does she just fuck all of you or something?
i thought you had a boyfriend
mason
uh she does
hello
why have i been mentioned
jess
because your girlfriend is 100% cheating on you
like come on
she talks to lads left right and centre
lilah
MY ENTIRE JOB IS DOMINATED BY MEN
I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM EVERYDAY
oh my lord i'm actually sick of you
chilly
lilah stop being rude
lilah
stop sticking up for your lousy excuse of a girlfriend ben
she's being a twat and for what reason?
aila
shit this actually got intense
minter
i agree
behz
i'm intrigued
continue
kepa
leave Lilah alone.
jess
how many people have you given a blowie for Captain then?
madders
jess that's disgusting.
marcos
are you even with ben for love purposes?
cause you certainly don't seem like it
aila
oh hey marcos can actually speak
marcos
occasionally
when someone no one actually knows is making disgusting remarks against my captain i am required to speak
kepa
who's jess
why's she here
can she leave please
jess
fuck off you spanish twat
lilah
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH.
leave my team alone.
jess
i hope your boyfriend knows what a slag you are
you probably pass yourself around the entire team for entertainment
chilly
alright jess calm down
lilah
ben are you actually being serious
are you gonna let her speak to any of us like that?
chilly
she's just being truthful.
lilah
WHAT
kepa
ARE YOU STUPID
mason
oh you fucked up bigtime mate
madders
o_o
aila
get him out
get rid
lilah removed jess from the chat
lilah removed chilly from the chat
minter
shitttttt that happened, really?
behz
she's an awful person.
aila started a group facetime...
lilah
lol i'm actually gonna cry
lando
no don't cry
pls join the facetime <3
lilah
is she for real?
and is ben for real?
did he seriously just stick up for someone who just said I'm a slag?
declan
no bc i want to hug you rn
lilah
why's it always me?
none of you EVER seem to get involved in drama
people drag me into it just to watch me breakdown
i'm sick of it
mason
they're just assholes angel
what are you up to?
lilah
i'm in the conservatory cuddling Blue
i'm probably gonna have a nap so i'm not gonna join the call
I'll talk later <3
lando
that happened in all of 5 minutes
i hope ben sorts himself out tbh
madders
i'm angrily messaging him right now
he's just being a twat with me too
aila
that's off though
he's being off
ben wouldn't let anyone talk about Lilah like that
so unless Jess has his phone then
august
that's a good point tbh
ben's stuck up for Lilah always
he did against Joanna so why isn't he doing it for Jess
behz
j names are toxic huh
minter
facts
kepa
glad there's no one in this chat with a J name
madders
wow thanks guys
kepa
OH HAHA
sorry madders
mason
ben's been acting off for weeks
he's legit not spoken to anyone but Lilah and when he has his girlfriend just complains
so i'm gonna assume Jess is saying stuff to him to stop him from talking to us
august
this got juicy for a hot minute
lando
confirmed: footballer drama is better than f1 drama
lilah
BYE lando ur such a funny twat sometimes
anyway SHUT UP i'm tryna sleep
jk love u all
<333
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author's note - thank u all for 50k <3333
P.S pls go read FOREVERLANDO's books they're top-notch quality
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Hey There Delilah➛Mason Mount
Fanfiction'Delilah I can promise you, that by the time we get through, the world will never ever be the same, and you're to blame' ♡♡♡ started; 17/02/21 restarted; 25/02/21 finished; 16/04/21 ♡♡♡ cover by me x
