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dicks and chicks
[4 participants]

lilah
one second
we need to expand again

lilah added chilly, madders, aila and marcos

mason
oh we're adding enemies now?

lilah
like August, Dec and Aila don't play for Chels
shut up whining bitch boy

chilly
go off
i love this already

madders
chaos
literal chaos

mason
don't call me bitch boy
you're only 10 days older than me

lilah
exactly
I'll beat you up at training

august
ah
the parents are scrapping again

aila
you added marcos?
are you feeling okay?

lilah
mase made dinner last night so probably not

mason
HEY
my cooking is good
bully

declan
you burnt spaghetti
you've also burnt a bagel before

madders
that's a crime
how dare you burn a bagel

chilly
how dare he burn spaghetti
monster

lilah
he's shocking at cooking

mason
you still ate it
so you can't complain

aila
i've missed this chaos
you're literally in a relationship and you bully the shit out of each other

lilah
just admit I can cook better
and yeah duh
bullying him and declan are my only hobbies beside football

madders
and prank calling us
all the time

chilly
literally everyday

lilah
you've finally figured out it was me
congrats
I'm proud of you

madders
thank you

chilly
yeah we figured it out weeks ago
we just don't see you to tell you we knew

lilah
TRANSFER THEN
IT'S NOT HARD

mason
be quiet lilah

lilah
the second i get home you best hide
because i will drop kick you

august
where even are you?

declan
did you go for food without us again?

lilah
I've been to Nandos with Frizz
and the children
mason didn't wanna come bc he's selfish

mason
you literally told me you were going to the shop

lilah
took you a while to notice i've been gone longer than five minutes

chilly
lilah not everyone knows where your gonna be at all times
they're not psychic

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