dicks and chicks
[8 participants]
lilah
guys guys guys guys
HARRY HAS MY PHONE NUMBER AGAIN
august
I BLOCKED IT
HOW'S THAT HAPPENED
lilah
I DON'T KNOW
I'M BOUTTA DIE
nah wait
lilah added minter and behz to the chat
behz
the fuck
minter
HELLO
why's there no leeds players?
lilah
we don't know any-
chilly
Leicester are better
minter
lies
anyway
hello
mason
hello newbies
welcome to dicks and chicks
behz
mate
DECLAN RICE
AND
AUGUST SMITH
dying
declan
😂
lilah
ew ethan stop FANBOYING
behz
never
minter
wish one of you played for Leeds
we'd do sick in the Prem you know
lilah
shame
you lost to mason when he was with derby
mason
😋😋😋
madders
sarky twat
behz
dee transfer to West Ham
lilah
never
declan's there
he smells like fish
declan
I DON'T
august
you do
lmao
chilly
dee?
that's a new nickname
lilah
fuck off i hate it
he does it to piss me off
minter
i just call her delilah
cause it's funny
or DJ
lilah
i added you to talk about Harry
not this
behz
not harry again 😂🤚🏼
he's obsessed with you
lilah
tempted to get a restraining order ngl
anyway
how's he got my number again
minter
he has?
thought you blocked it?
aila
she did
but he's got ahold of her again
mason
he's creepy
the way we both used to watch his videos and now we don't
minter
yikes
point to Malilah IG
but i've got no idea how he has your number
behz
he got a new number
so he got your number from his old phone
lilah
I should've gotten a new number when i upgraded shouldn't i?
well he's been blocked again
and yes he's still sending me disrespectful things
madders
weird kid
chilly
batter him
restraining order!
lilah
'batter him'
thanks chilly
what am i gonna do? feed him to Chels fans?
he's not a fish
chilly
😂😂😂
idiot
behz
can we stay
promise we'll be good
lilah
so long as you don't fanboy whenever West Ham score
aila
please
we all fanboy/fangirl when any of us score
usually Chelsea though
mason
up the blues 💙
minter
none of you even like leeds
so rude
lilah
they're a championship team
if they get promoted this season then woo go Leeds
i reckon they will
minter
omg how sweet
thank u
declan
lilah
lilah
declan
declan
u stink
lilah
u stink more
behz
what's it like having Lampard as a manager?
mason
sick
marcos
yeah it's great
lilah
this is where i leave
bye
august
OOOO TEA
lilah do you not like it?
lilah
don't get me wrong, i love having him
but NO ONE FUCKING CONCENTRATES
ooo it's Lampard, best suck up to him
LIKE GUYS WE HAVE FOOTBALL TO PLAY
mason
for the record
she's the only one who actually concentrates during training
everyone else just talks to him
lilah
I'm sick of it
if he gets sacked i wouldn't even care
the season went to shit when we lost to Manchester United lol
behz
i regret asking
lilah
oh declan
by the way
the next time you rearrange my cupboard whilst we're gone
i will make you put everything back the way it was
declan
😂😂😂🤚🏼
you noticed
lilah
yeah cause i went to get a glass the other day and was met with pasta
idiot
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Hey There Delilah➛Mason Mount
Fanfiction'Delilah I can promise you, that by the time we get through, the world will never ever be the same, and you're to blame' ♡♡♡ started; 17/02/21 restarted; 25/02/21 finished; 16/04/21 ♡♡♡ cover by me x
