Haikyuu x reader

Not funny | M. Atsumu

Warnings: Slight time skip spoilers, Swearing⚠️

" 'Tsumu, your roots are starting to show." You say as you ran your fingers through his dyed locks. His head rested in your lap while he scrolled aimlessly on his phone.

"I think I can last a bit more, yeah?" He grins against your thigh.

"Hmm." you hummed. "I think you need to re-dye it, or else Sakusa will make fun of you at practice."

His head shot up from your lap, "He makes fun of me no matter what." He pouted.

"Aww, it's ok! We can go to the store right now and do it." You suggest already getting up from your couch on your guys's lazy Sunday morning.

"Fine." He sighed and began to change into some fresh clean clothes. You did the same, pulling over one of Atusmu's hoodies and some leggings.

The two of you settled into his car, Atsumu's expression furrowed as he was picking out his favorite song to play, in the meantime you admired your cute boyfriend.

You lightly played with his hair and his expression softened a bit, "You know I think I can see a white hair starting to grow." You say deciding to tease him a bit.

He gasped and gave you a face you'd never forget, "Shit baby! Let's go now before another one grows."He says freaking out. He put the act in reverse and backed out of your driveway and sped off to the store.

"I was just kidding, Tsumu." You laughed as he gripped the wheel. He frowned looking at you.

"Why do 'ya do this to me, love." He runs a hand through his hair.

You chuckled, "I think I can actually see one growing now from how stressed you just got."

"'S not funny babe!"

You laughed even harder, wiping a stray tear that formed in the corner of your eye. "I love you."

" I love 'ya too." He rolls his eyes and intertwined his hand with yours, resting on your thigh while his other hand was on the wheel.

The car came to a stop and the two of you walked out hand in hand inside the store, immediately rushing to the hair section.

You were so glad that he finally decided to tone his hair after bleaching it, it really did justice for him. Not that you didn't like his old hair, but he always got teased for it.

"Should I try a different toner this time?" He says examining the bottles.

"I like the color it is now, baby." You clung to his side, reading the bottles from where you were.

He agreed and kissed the top of your head, grabbing what he needed, along with a few other things. Such as food and essentials the two of you were lacking. He ended up paying for the things and not even giving you a chance to take out your card.

The ride back home was nice, your favorite music loudly playing on the speakers, lip syncing with the lyrics and being playful.

"Ok ya ready?" He asked as he set down the materials on the bathroom counter. He pulled up a chair from your shared desk and sat down.

You nodded along and put on your gloves, mixing the bleach and putting it on his hair, one thing you loved to do with Atsumu was tease him, whether it be for showing affection, being a bad cook, or making jokes with him.

You lived for his reactions and priceless faces. Being lost in your thoughts you failed to notice he had been FaceTiming his brother since you began. They talked about random things, how Osamu's business was going and how Atsumu was doing on his team.

Eventually that led to some brotherly bickering, throwing harmless low blows at each other just to rile up one another.

"Y'know, 'Tsumu, if ya keep bleachin' 'yer damn hair, 'yer gonna go bald." His twin deadpanned, Atsumu jumped in shock making you spill some bleach on your shirt.

"Stay still!" You say and redirect his head forward. He groaned and began to curse Osamu off.

"'M not gonna go bald, right Y/N?" Atsumu looked up at you in the mirror.

Deciding to play along with his twins antics you said, "Actually babe, I think I see a bald spot forming..." you trailed off and made eye contact with Osamu who was about ready to laugh his ass off.

"WHAT!" He yelled. "Baby! Are ya bein' for real?" He questioned, worry plastered all over his face. "This is the last time 'm bleachin' my hair." He grumbled and laid back in his seat.

Finally you and Osamu let out your laughter, making Atsumu pout and look away. "'Tsumu, baby, look at me." You say.

His eyes slowly looked up in the mirror and he grumbled out a 'what'.

"I was just kidding." You laughed. "But I'd still love you even if you were bald." Atsumu's pout somewhat went away knowing it was just a joke, but now he's gonna make sure to take extra care of his hair so it doesn't fall out.