Momo: Hey Kyoka!
Jirou: Hello Yao-momo
Momo: How is the prettiest person in the world doing?
Jirou: Hm? I don't know! How are you doing?
Momo: *voice cracks* I'm fine
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Jirou: Mina, I'm gay!
Mina: I knew it!
Mina: Oh wait no, I forgot to act surprised. Say it again
Jirou: HOW THE FU-
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Todoroki: This view is breathtaking
Momo: Yeah, it is!
Todoroki: You know what else it?
Momo: Kyoka
Todoroki: I was going to say Midoriya, but I respect your opinion!
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Momo: Why do people keep asking, who is top and who is bottom?
Jirou: *tries not to spit out the water she is drinking*
Momo: We don't even have a bunk bed!
Jirou: *swallows water* You are too innocent!
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Jirou: I'm trash
Momo: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I will need to pick you up. Does 7 sound good?
Mina, watching her ship sail: That was smoother than silk
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Jirou: Why aren't you dating anyone?
Momo: I have strict parents. What about you?
Jirou: The person I want to date has strict parents!
Momo: *blushes*
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Bakugou: Hey pass me my keys!
Jirou: *throws Christmas tree as him*
Momo: Why did you-
Bakugou: I SAID MY KEYS!
Jirou: Oh I thought you said Christmas tree
Bakugou: Why would I say Christmas tree-
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Momo: *cuts her hair slightly*
Jirou: I like ya cut g *slaps the back of her neck*
Momo: *cries in both pain and laughter*
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Jirou: *in the bathroom, messing around with Momo's stuff*
Momo: *knocks on the door* Kyoka? What are you doing I'm there?
Jirou: .... Drugs
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Bakugou: Hey, pass me my keys!
Jirou: *throws a printer at him*
Momo: He said-
Bakugou: I said my keys
Jirou: I thought you said printer
Bakugou: Why would I say printer-
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(It's Iida's birthday)
Deku: Jirou wrote a song from all of us to you!
Everyone: You are my daaaad! You're my dad! Woogie woogie woogie!
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Jirou: And if you're gonna call me cute then you bet-
Momo: *looks with her head to one side, confused*
Jirou: Uhhuhuhuhum
Momo: Are you okay?
Jirou: ..... stooop!
YOU ARE READING
Momojirou Oneshots
FanfictionWrote this when I was like 11-12 so yk beware Well the title explains it all doesn't it? Request are open! You can put them in the comments of any oneshot, just put "oneshot idea" or something like that infront of it. Well, enjoy! Fluff 🧸 Angst 🔪...
