Momo: I know you snuck out last night, Jirou.
Jirou: Play dumb!
Denki: Who's Momo?
Jirou: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Jirou: HELP! I TOLD MOMO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Denki, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Jirou: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Momo: You were flirting with me.
Jirou: So what? We are dating.
Momo: You asked me if I were single.
Jirou:
Momo: And then you cried when I said I wasn't.
Denki: I'm an idiot.
Momo:
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Jirou:
Bakugo: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Jirou: What does 'take out' mean?
Momo: Food.
Kirishima: Dating
Denki: Murder
Bakugou: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Jirou: Favorite horror movie?
Momo: It
Denki: Saw
Bakugou: Annabelle
Kirishima: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
Jirou: What's up guys? I'm back.
Momo: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Jirou: Death is a social construct.
Jirou: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Todoroki's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Momo: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Jirou: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Momo:
Momo: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Momo: Okay, truth or dare?
Jirou: Truth
Momo: How many hours have you slept this week?
Jirou:
Jirou: ...Dare
Momo: Go to bed.
Jirou: I don't like this game.
Jirou: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Momo: It means I was the second-worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Jirou: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Momo: Jirou, they...they weren't always orphans.
Jirou:
Jirou: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Momo: You and me!!!
Jirou, tearing up: Okay.
Momo: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Jirou: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
Jirou: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Kirishima: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Denki: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Bakugou: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Momo: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Jirou: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Denki: Have everyone stand.
Momo: Bring three more chairs!
Kirishima: The most manly ones can sit down.
Bakugou: Kill three.
Denki: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Jirou: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Kirishima: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Bakugou: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Jirou: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Kirishima: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Bakugou: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Momo, annoyed: You are disappointments
Jirou: Croissants: dropped
Sero: Road: works ahead
Denki: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Bakugou: Shavacado: fre
Kirishima: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Momo:
Momo, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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同人小说Wrote this when I was like 11-12 so yk beware Well the title explains it all doesn't it? Request are open! You can put them in the comments of any oneshot, just put "oneshot idea" or something like that infront of it. Well, enjoy! Fluff 🧸 Angst 🔪...
