Random Male reader Oneshots

Birthday 2021 special

(A/n): Hey guys, so as of publishing this I have just turned 18 and so this calls for a special birthday celebration chapter.

(lobotomy corporation among humans)
Nathan: So James, where you come from magic is an everyday thing?

(Terraria tales of calamity)
James: Yep, how well someone can do magic really depends on what their natural affinity for it is, basically some people are born with a stronger connection to magic than others...like me.

Nathan: And why is that? 

James just shrugs his shoulder before saying.

James: I don't know, hey when's the author supposed to show up.

Nathan: Shouldn't be too long, I wonder who else he invited.

Suddenly a door at the end of the room opens up and a new person steps into the room.

(An abnormality in remnant)
Sammy: Hey guys (Sammy said as he approached the table that the others were sitting at)

Nathan: Oh hey Sammy, glad you could show up.

Sammy: Eh wouldn't miss this for the world...or my world anyway.

Nathan: Don't you technically come from two?

Sammy: I was born in one but raised in the other but yeah, so how've you been?

Nathan: I've been alright, just wish the author would get around to updating my stories, or at least working on the library of ruina one more often.

Sammy: Yeah I feel ya, there's still a bunch of hybrids from my story that haven't been introduced yet.

James: Hybrids? Oh yeah because...you know.

Sammy: Yeah...half abnormality...still getting used to it...I'm thirsty.

Nathan: There's Soda and juice in the cooler over there (He says pointing to a cooler at the opposite side of the room)

Sammy gets up and proceeds to go towards the cooler to get a drink but just as he's about halfway there the door opens up and a new character is introduced.

(RWBY the final continent)
Eclipse: Excuse me but this is where the author's birthday is being held right?

Sammy: Oh, hello Mr Shademan, Looks like you took the day off.

Eclipse: I was pretty lucky it was a smooth day, when your in charge of an entire continent.

Sammy: Yeah I can't even imagine how you get around to managing that (He said before opening a cherry soda)

Sammy: Damn...this is good.

Eclipse straightened out his suit before sitting at an empty table right across from where Nathan and James sat.

Eclipse: So Boys, how's life been?

Nathan: It's been decent.

James: Despite the fact that barely anyone reads my story the author still puts time and effort into it.

Eclipse: Yeah, at the end of the day it isn't about writing the become popular, it's about writing because you feel inspiration and pride from it...at least that's my perspective.

Sammy: Yeah, but the sad reality is that the author has great ideas for us and wants to spend time with us but life is always so demanding.

Nathan: True, and now that he's 18 life is going to become more demanding...you don't think he'd abandon us would he?

Eclipse: Of course not, we're practically that guys children and he loves us.

Sammy: That's really weird coming from you seeing as your an adult.