DC Headcanon's 4: BEES!?

that's my lullaby

Given one of my headcanons, it sorta makes sense that DC was confused about Southern insults for awhile 

And not your typical northerner/westener confused 

I wonder who had to sit him down and be like 'No DC these don't mean what you think they do'

Someone must've eventually did because he certainly understood when they were all insulting Kentucky