I just realized if not for the massive emergency Patton would be adopted states left and right
Some state: I didn't have the easiest time growing up....
Patton: *already holding adoption papers*
DC: Okay, one I kinda already have 'adoptive' dads...
Patton: I can share!
DC: Er uh...OH you can't adopt just me, because I have a twin sister!
Patton: Buy one get two free!
Hell even with the massive emergency he's still ready to adopt the states
