Confederation visiting one day and he and DC get into it
DC tries standing up for himself but Confederation won't stand for it and hits him
When DC goes down he just yells out "DAD"
Confederation is pissed because "you didn't earn the right to call me that!"
But suddenly a state is by DC's side comforting him
Confederation is confused and angry
Confederation: Who the fuck are you? You're not this failures father!
Kentucky: For all intents and purposes I AM HIS FATHER.
Kentucky: And fuck you he's not a failure!
God I wanna write Louisiana giving this man the business like verbally lashing him can you imagine usually calm, cool collected Loui doing that
