DC: DOLPHINS. I've always liked dolphins.
Texas: Aren't they vicious little creatures--
California: Don't ruin this for him.
Florida: It's not nonsense! Hell I'm alive!
New York: Okay yeah, but the fishes other buddies are dead.
DC: Huh.
Louisiana: What?
DC: Nothing the title seems....familiar...
DC: *gasps* MERPEOPLE
DC: God I want to be a merperson
California: So Florida is Ariel
Florida: Thank you
California: That's not a compliment
Florida: I'm taking it like it is
DC: So he has seven daughters....where's the mo-y'know what I'm not answering that
Texas: Ariel's a jerk
DC: Look how cool she swims and her fins and....*sighs wistfully*
DC:
DC: It's a fork
New York: So do they not use forks under the water? Do they just eat with their hands?
DC: Congrats Ariel, you found a pipe
Louisiana: Ariel your friend almost died, you can't call him a guppy
DC: I hate this bird already
DC: A dingle--
California: Baby, don't question it
Texas: Ariel needs a day planner
DC: HOLY OCTOPUSS
Louisiana: Just suck out the head sha
DC: Jesus Christ Titon, calm the fuck down
Florida: And he lets Sebastian talk to her like that, the fuck man
New York: *slow claps for Flounder*
DC: UH. YOU ARE MOST CERTAINLY A CHILD AT SIXTEEN.
California: In the original story, the king's daughters were--
DC: Able to go up to the surface when they turned sixteen.
Everyone: *stares*
DC: Sorry. I must've...read the original story at one point.
