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Adrien, wanting a snack, one day opens a pack of potato chips from the vending machine and Marinette sees that and says: cannibalism.

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Adrien looks at her and goes:

yOu ThInK i Am A pAcK oF pOtAtO cHiPs?

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Chloe as a part of the Marinette, Adrien, Alya, Nino friend group finna be so chaotic.

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I don't get how people fart silently.

Mine are like atom bombs.

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My back aches like FUCK and I am being VERY moody and cramps shouldn't be existing.

Yes.

I am on my period.

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I wonder if Mermaids have periods tho.

👀

Sharks must love THAT time of the month.

Like, they are fully capable of carrying babies and shit, but

H o w ?

Like, where is your vagina? How do you menstruate?

How tf do you even get pregnant?

How tf do you reproduce?

And more importantly, why tf am I even thinking about this-

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Congratulations to me on the first chapter without any headcanons :')

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Almost published this without the incorrect quote itself.

What the hell is this book even for-

;-;

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(After Alya puts herself in serious danger because of the Ladyblog)

Chat: We are not mad, just disappointed.

Ladybug: No, we are mad.

Chat: Ok, yes, we are mad, we are livid, but we're going to just let this one slide.

Ladybug: No, we're not.

Chat: I'm not a mind reader, M'lady.

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