Adrien, wanting a snack, one day opens a pack of potato chips from the vending machine and Marinette sees that and says: cannibalism.
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Adrien looks at her and goes:
yOu ThInK i Am A pAcK oF pOtAtO cHiPs?
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Chloe as a part of the Marinette, Adrien, Alya, Nino friend group finna be so chaotic.
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I don't get how people fart silently.
Mine are like atom bombs.
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My back aches like FUCK and I am being VERY moody and cramps shouldn't be existing.
Yes.
I am on my period.
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I wonder if Mermaids have periods tho.
👀
Sharks must love THAT time of the month.
Like, they are fully capable of carrying babies and shit, but
H o w ?
Like, where is your vagina? How do you menstruate?
How tf do you even get pregnant?
How tf do you reproduce?
And more importantly, why tf am I even thinking about this-
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Congratulations to me on the first chapter without any headcanons :')
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Almost published this without the incorrect quote itself.
What the hell is this book even for-
;-;
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(After Alya puts herself in serious danger because of the Ladyblog)
Chat: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Ladybug: No, we are mad.
Chat: Ok, yes, we are mad, we are livid, but we're going to just let this one slide.
Ladybug: No, we're not.
Chat: I'm not a mind reader, M'lady.
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Miraculous Incorrect Quotes
HumorWanna laugh your butt off? You've come to the right place. - Contains: LGBTQ+ content, Hawkmoth dressed as a turkey, Swearing, Me being lazy, Memes, #NinoIsNino, Comics, Headcanons, Random stuff, And, obviously, Incorrect Quotes! This book is...